and in your case, they never even know theyve been hit

14TH PAGE!!!!! *mashes*

Faster than a speeding bullet. More super than your average sammo. its a bird, its a plane its

...
SuperSammo!

so how fast exactly is an average sammo?

a few seconds maybe?

(*parties*)

right...so a supersammo would be even faster still...making him what? couple o' nanoseconds?

something like that

All i know is that when i see him and his bazooka bearing down on me ive got about 0.1 of a second left to breathe in the sweet air.

i left this forum for a day and i missed spambabys (tm) 13th page day :cry:

lol ^^

I'll usher in SpamBaby(TM)'s 400th post day then, shall I?

401!

402...better stop before sammo locks the thread...:P

and then jan'll delete ;)

they'd never do it to SpamBaby(tm)...would they?

i dont think so, but this IS the jantar who *gasp* deleted the Fun Games we had running... who knows what he would do!?
he is like a time bomb waiting to EXPLODE

he'd be explosive then...you should swap names...

i was tempted to do some sort of pun, but it was really crap so i decided against it :)

fair enough....i don't think SpamBaby(tm) would have minded...

i dont either, but its the principle of the thing. i dont mind bad puns (in fact, i generally find those more amusing), but not crap puns

yeah...that is true...couldn't think of a bad pun huh?

nah, just a crap one

Ahhhh....can you feel the repression? I'm coming out in Stalinist rashes again! :)

Spam it up! Just keep it thought out spam, none of this numbers or punctuation etc. crap :P

what's your position on double posts?

and what about my 'bottles of beer on the wall' one?

that was thought out!

thought out...yes...WELL thought out...not really...you gotta admit to that 'splosive...

what was wrong with it?

it wasn't anywhere near a spambaby(tm)...we must aspire to make all our spam worthy of spambaby(tm)...whether it is directly contributed to spambaby(tm) or not...you never know which thread will eventually become a spambaby(tm)...

The thread lacked a storyline, plot and was overall completely uninteresting, let alone fun. :P

not to mention all the 9's we had to type in...that just isn't cool...