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XcoR 06-05-2004 08:43 PM

pfft, notice how it ends after you hit me... because you made the first hit and then i make the last ;)

You after > :tard:
Me after > :yawn:


*oooooo*


*explodes :killtard:*

Explosive 06-05-2004 09:42 PM

oi, im the only explosive one here...

haha i crack myself up

XcoR 07-05-2004 03:38 PM

lmfao, you almost complete me as much as paragon.

... wha..? .... 0.o

*runs*

zsinj 07-05-2004 10:08 PM

paragon completes all of us...

Explosive 07-05-2004 10:28 PM

paragon completes the circuit between my prostate and his penis

Mel |F 07-05-2004 10:37 PM

hey can i video tape that? For my own personal collection ofcourse...

Paragon101st 07-05-2004 11:09 PM

I complete no circuit.

Mel |F 08-05-2004 12:27 AM

omg you were online? have i been blocked by someone ELSE now?1 *cries*
*gets over it*
*leaves*

zsinj 08-05-2004 04:59 PM

its just that you interupt his pr0n surfing mel...

afMatT 08-05-2004 10:14 PM

omg a spam thread w00t

afMatT 08-05-2004 10:15 PM

XcoR is gay :P

afMatT 08-05-2004 10:16 PM

w00t page 48!

XcoR 08-05-2004 10:46 PM

XcoR is cool, not gay.. get it right you n00b.

Explosive - Dirl.
Zsinj - No.
Paryniux - wtfbhsax.

.... 0.o

zsinj 09-05-2004 09:47 AM

sure xcor...keep saying no baby...it just makes me want you more...

48th page partay for the spambaby(tm)
*parties*

XcoR 09-05-2004 10:15 AM

haha, yeah sure... *stands shifty*

*partays*


LOOL!!#!$%%!~2

afMatT 09-05-2004 11:27 AM

sry xcor :P

Daywalker 09-05-2004 09:51 PM

Yeah i am over the whole Xcor is a noob thing because we all know that he is now its time for Xcor is a Monkey Thats right He is Really A monkey OMG DAYWALKER ARE YOU MAD? YES I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:fart:

Explosive 09-05-2004 10:19 PM

OMG XCOR YOU WIN

Paryniux 09-05-2004 10:22 PM

*acts like a wtfbshax*

OMG!@$ I killed j000 r337!))$#%)(*!@# kekekek lololo
I'm siopooo good :):):):) aSl?!!2!?

XcoR 10-05-2004 11:09 AM

I take offence and will sue.

Paryniux 10-05-2004 01:16 PM

You spelt offense wrong - I take offense and will sue.

XcoR 10-05-2004 01:18 PM

i did it on purpose to see who knows how to spell.....
eh.. heh...
*looks shifty*

afMatT 10-05-2004 04:27 PM

*inset awkward silence here*

Daywalker 10-05-2004 05:52 PM

I am sorry Xcor.....Wait No i am not o and i hate Michael Schumacher sick of him winning and i dont even like F1.


:killtard:

zsinj 10-05-2004 06:20 PM

i hate that guy too! whoever he is...but then i hate everyone...except paragon...and 'splosive...and my monkey...

XcoR 10-05-2004 07:49 PM

Thats two weeks without sex for j00 then zsinj!

Paragon101st 10-05-2004 08:24 PM

I can run 2km in 9 mins.

I have to run 2.4kms in 12 mins to pass my police thing.

Ph33r me.

Daywalker 11-05-2004 12:37 AM

You know if i did know any better i would think this thread is about spam OMG NO IT CANT BE :sinister:

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :whip: Fear My Army of SPAM!

zsinj 11-05-2004 10:18 AM

para...i can run .2 meters in...oh i dunno...half hour...reckon i'd stand a chance?

Explosive 11-05-2004 10:57 AM

goon you are ultra 1337

i cant wait for you to become corrupt and send me drugs and weapons in the mail in exchange for buttsekz

Azz 12-05-2004 11:32 AM

i thought u were already doing that

Explosive 13-05-2004 01:50 PM

nah just the buttsekz

afMatT 13-05-2004 05:00 PM

:fro:

zsinj 13-05-2004 05:28 PM

good to see spambaby(tm) is being fed good quality spam </sarcasm>

XcoR 13-05-2004 06:38 PM

I think he means, you suck at spamming MatT...

Explosive 13-05-2004 09:49 PM

just for that shity post, youll never get a trial

afMatT 14-05-2004 09:57 PM

Know that I like doing lewd things with Roses, and my face is most muppet like!

zsinj 14-05-2004 11:52 PM

lewd things to roses? you sir...are a sicko...there ain't nuthin wrong with loving up a llama...but a rose? they're inanimate for gawd's sake!

Mel |F 15-05-2004 12:17 AM

And they have prickles!!!

zsinj 15-05-2004 10:27 AM

some people may find the prickles (thorns, barbs, french ticklers) an attractive addition...

XcoR 16-05-2004 01:21 PM

Or others might stare and then type something like this to show how much they care...

XcoR 16-05-2004 01:22 PM

I win, 49 page!!$$%%$

*doesnt party to be different... with bold..*

zsinj 17-05-2004 11:14 AM

sif party in bold when you can party in bold italicised underlined GOODNESSS

*parties hardcore*

XcoR 17-05-2004 06:25 PM

I conkurd...

Let's marry and have babies!

zsinj 17-05-2004 07:03 PM

he asked me! he finally asked me!

XcoR 17-05-2004 09:26 PM

SO whats that meant to mean, HUH!?

Nothing but the obvious, it's over zsinj.. its over.

zsinj 17-05-2004 09:57 PM

NOOOO!!!...

XcoR 18-05-2004 05:49 PM

Don't "NOOOO!!!" me!% ITS OVER..

man its very quiet around these forum parts of town nowadays..

zsinj 18-05-2004 06:34 PM

bitch...

yeah, i'm shocked at the low reply count...we've got a reputation as one of the spammiest clans to uphold...and here we are only posting real posts in the war-room...it's depressing...

XcoR 18-05-2004 08:30 PM

hi2u!! ASL?!?$%?% WANNA CYBER!!??? :lloololo!!!!

Explosive 18-05-2004 09:32 PM

sorry ive been doing work (and still getting shit marks) but now instead of working i will SPAM

even though i should be working

zsinj 18-05-2004 10:04 PM

that's the dedication we're looking for 'splosive...

Paragon101st 18-05-2004 11:57 PM

.....I like to watch.

zsinj 19-05-2004 09:19 AM

....i like to watch him watch....and i beat off while i do...

Explosive 19-05-2004 06:55 PM

i wish i could spend more time working and less time wanking

aw, who am i kidding

XcoR 19-05-2004 07:11 PM

Pary likes men.

Explosive 19-05-2004 09:37 PM

who doesnt!?

SuperSammo 21-05-2004 01:29 PM

Man you leave a thread for 10 or so pages and look what happens!!?!

Azz 21-05-2004 02:03 PM

what happened explosive u over llamas now

XcoR 21-05-2004 04:24 PM

"who doesnt?"... hmm.. maybe this dried up potatoe?
*hovers potatoe in the air with music....zelda style..*

Paragon101st 21-05-2004 06:08 PM

*plays ocarina and summons a bird to drop me off somewhere in the world....Link style.*

zsinj 21-05-2004 10:04 PM

*shit myself 37 times, smear my face and body with it and smile...sink style!*

XcoR 22-05-2004 03:20 PM

you didnt italic'ise "style"... your style smells like shit... literally..

zsinj 22-05-2004 05:22 PM

oh please...italics are sooo two posts ago...

XcoR 23-05-2004 03:07 PM

Pl-ease girlfriend, you aint all that in a bag of chips, ah-huh. you just another fry in the oil, 'aight. aint no thang but a chickang wing...


*explodes* :killtard:

zsinj 23-05-2004 04:15 PM

say what!?!

Explosive 23-05-2004 09:54 PM

NEVER, azz, NEVER

XcoR 24-05-2004 04:38 PM

Libby Le WAH!$%@^

zsinj 24-05-2004 04:40 PM

i think xcor has reach an even higher level of complete bizareness...and it just turns me on all the more...

XcoR 24-05-2004 04:43 PM

*bows and tips hat* Good day 'ol chap.

Explosive 24-05-2004 05:10 PM

QUICKLY! TO THE BAT-MOBILE

zsinj 24-05-2004 05:40 PM

PAGE!!!!

50!!!!!

OMG!!!!

PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!

*parties hard...with...bold!...italics!!...underlines!!! and... ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!

XcoR 24-05-2004 08:24 PM

HOLY WAKA MOLEY BATMAN!%%!^%@

SuperSammo 24-05-2004 10:09 PM

dies IRL

Stoopid 24-05-2004 10:42 PM

YAY!

(sig check) :P

Mel |F 24-05-2004 11:25 PM

Lol Stoopid. Now if only I could figure out what's going on in that picture!

zsinj 25-05-2004 10:34 AM

the tank is sexing him up...

*continues partaying*

Explosive 25-05-2004 12:59 PM

OH NOES I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT!

*cries*

*stops crying... starts to PARTAY!*

Paryniux 25-05-2004 01:32 PM

guacamole* xcor.

XcoR 25-05-2004 04:45 PM

*puts bandana on and mashes some avacadoe up in the kitchen*

zsinj 25-05-2004 05:20 PM

*mashes lettuce...old school style!!!*

Explosive 25-05-2004 09:12 PM

wow sinky... that IS old school

*brings out masher*

zsinj 26-05-2004 10:43 AM

well man...if the half a century of spam ain't worth some mashing i don't know what is!

*mashes!!!*

XcoR 26-05-2004 04:15 PM

I have a pen.... and it's a ball point...

wanna share it?

zsinj 26-05-2004 04:34 PM

depends on what you intend to do with it...

Explosive 26-05-2004 04:49 PM

pft thats lame xcor
do your research
and when you can give us a full history of mashing... THEN i may laugh at your jokes

zsinj 26-05-2004 05:12 PM

wow dude that's harsh...harsh...but fair...

Paragon101st 26-05-2004 07:13 PM

AS REQUESTED.

Mashing is the process of converting starch from the milled malt and solid adjuncts into fermentable and unfermentable sugars to produce wort of the desired composition. The composition of the wort will vary according to the style of beer. Mashing involves mixing milled malt and solid adjuncts with water at a set temperature and volume to continue the biochemical changes initiated during the malting process.


I win.

XcoR 26-05-2004 07:53 PM

1337 Quick Reply Box

Explosive 26-05-2004 08:40 PM

1. I was addressing xcor, i already laugh at your jokes goon
2. History of mashing ON THIS BOARD... not irl. n00b.

XcoR 26-05-2004 09:23 PM

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Mel |F 26-05-2004 11:49 PM

He's got you there Explosive. You can't argue with that! :)

Explosive 27-05-2004 02:52 PM

damn you x-whore! damn you to hell!

*laughs feebly at one of his jokes*

zsinj 27-05-2004 02:58 PM

*zsinky wakes up from his self imposed coma, looks around the room, realises the coma was better than reality, drops a few tablets labelled "Comadol" and falls into a blissful, dreamless coma...*

XcoR 27-05-2004 03:43 PM

*sniff* thats such a sad ending zsinj :(

*lays a pineapple next to zsinjs... helpless... defenseless... body...*
*shuts door and smiles*

zsinj 27-05-2004 04:42 PM

*sinky's inner monologue screams*
Get that stinking pineapple away from me!!!!

Explosive 29-05-2004 08:32 PM

*gets stinking pineapple away from sink*

zsinj 29-05-2004 11:23 PM

*inner monologue*
thanks 'splosive...you're a buddy!
*/inner monologue*

Explosive 31-05-2004 09:05 PM

*inner monologue*
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
*/inner monologue*

XcoR 03-06-2004 03:43 PM

Phwaor my Dungeon Keeper 2 Avatar!!!!!


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