I like it... a LOT!!!
/me goes to find a Mistress avatar |
51 PAGE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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w00t :D, mistresses like getting tortured, lol.
*whips mel* |
i'd also like to congratulate mel on the 1500'th SpamBaby(tm) post, most of us can remember when SPamBaby(tm) was only 16 posts old...ah those were the days...*sniff*...they grow up so fast...*sniff*
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and they also like to GIVE torture :D
Thankee zsinj. I'd like to thank the Academy and my lord saviour, Jesus Christ... |
Dungeon Keeper was an awesome game!!@#!@*^!$
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What do you mean WAS?!? I seriously still load up DK2 every now and then...
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Ok - IS. They should have continued with DK3. Same with the Populous series :(
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Ba-CHING!!@$%@%$
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oh xcor you little minx....
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Should we give Mel an honourary Spammers Association membership for the 1500th post?
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What do you get for being in this association?
I like to read the fineprint... |
good 'ole fine print.
*looks at zsinj and giggles like a minx* |
fine print? um...i never got around to writing fine print...to tell you the truth...i never really got around to writing normal print about it either...it's more a badge of honour...sorta a membership to an exclusive club...since there are only 3 of us...what do you say mel...wanna be member number 4 of the 101st spammers association?
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Yay!!!!! Yes please :D
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<This is an unsolicited post brought to you by a member of the 101st Spammers Association>
Slap that above ya sig! |
boo
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welcome to the association mel...one of the perks of membership is first pick of our exclusive range of quality llamas...
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:o ..
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xcor...what the hell is that?
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Thanks guys :) I think this looks good on me, matches my outfit...
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oo yeah mel...lookin' sexay!
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*Gasp* dont tell me we've forgotten the Induction Ceremony...
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ok...i won't tell you...
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Well zsinj that is a long story, it all started in a tree-
*dies* |
damn...and just as it was getting good...
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Speaking of which, i have RED underpants.
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underpants? what are these...underpants...that you speak of?
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i have krusty boxers.
and i dont mean the Simpsons clown. |
i stopped wearing underwear after my doctor advised me that going free and easy would increase my fertility...now all i need is a girlfriend...
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or cryogenic freezing for your... 'troops'
(and im not refering to your GW minis) |
FIFTY SECOND PAGE PARTY!
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*does some popping and other breakdance moves she doesn't know*
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*does a rap...gets shot by gangstas...*
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*busts a move and sits down*
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*bust arthritic joint*
owww, my joint! |
nice.
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thanks man
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i remember that time i burst an artritic joint...that old guy never walked the same again...
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i remember that time i burst an arthritic joint... that old women never f*cked the same again...
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touche...
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Hur hur hur....I bet Jenna really regrets making this thread :D
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heresy!
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i conkurd...
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i dont
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i have pictures that say otherwise...
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rofl
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well i have VIDEO evidence
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I would like to... 'investigate'.. this video evidence..
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i'd like to wank to it...
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Indeed..
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sorry, video has already been sold to a rich japanese businessman
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darn it!
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ill give you his address ifyou want
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yes please!
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*kills zsinj*
I'll have the address D: |
It is:
4 Paragon Av, Goonville, South Para-land. |
*zsinky's zombie eats xcor's brains and steals the address*
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bwahahahah, you will both be send on a meaningless quest to ACTUALLY find noth-
er a PERTINANT quest to actually find THE VIDEO |
*XcoR's dead corpse hugs zsinj and tells him we should go together*
*pecks zsinj on the cheek and giggles... zombie style* Kthxbai%!$@^, let's go Sinkwise! |
swoit!
*the zombitastic duo dance off into the sunset* |
MWAHAHAHA your bath will be beset by EVIL at every turn!
and lakes of holy water! |
i meant path. path.
FIFTY-THIRD PAGE PARTY! |
how did you know i had holy water in my bath?!?
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umm... womens intuition?
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Wanton hussy! That's my line and it certainly looks like my intuition! As if pluralising it would get it past my censors...
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ahhh...that explains more than a few things...
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censors... as in sniffy-smelly censors? as in PRIESTs as in HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG THE COINCEDENCES DO NOT END!1@!@!!!!!!12!!!1 |
wow 'splosive...it's like the last season of x-files all over again...only not total fucking shit crap that makes me want to pull my eyes out and feed them to a gerbil...
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but what about the JURY OF G-MEN AND ALIENS !?>
and TEH JUDGEMENT!?!?!? AND MULDER.... MISSING? |
oh dear...i just tore out my eyes...lucky i can touch type...
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That's not all you can touch.
On that note I should celibate my 500th post :D |
OMG JANTAR YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN! TEH PUN-MASTER!
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That is two deity references in two posts! I am sensing idle (harhar - eat that pun!) worship coming on.
Just don't go cargo cult and erect a bamboo jantar over your keyboard and expect the same quality of post. You'll probably be disappointed with the increase in successful attempts at wit. |
yup.... gotta be shit to be good
with the 'celibate' one as exception. that was pure winnness. |
*zsinj finishes jantar idol*
ah damn...i wasn't supposed to make a wicker jantar? bugger... *zsinj sets fire to idol...* |
jantar... Australian Idol?
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It burns!!
Ain't no Guru wat does the Voodoo like you do in your purple moomoo. |
the voodoo doll i have of jantar keeps sticking pins in me :(
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...ok...how did you know i was wearing my purple moo-moo?
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My famous (and oft appropriated) womens' intuition.
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HOMO-SENSES TINGLING!
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wow jantar...never knew you had super homo powers...
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I'm full of hidden surprises!
Mouse traps for starters... |
to perform the way he does in bed, you HAVE to have super homo powers
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Or an endless supply of sudafed & bolivian marching powder.
It's just easier to stick with the super-homo powers in today's restrictive climate :( |
so how did you acquire your super homo powers? gay spider bite you? gayma rays? you originally hail from the planet gaypton?
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Men at Work tribute band...
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Either that or he's a closet Wham groupie.
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Explosive knows the score.
Either that or it was $3.99 maleorder. |
ho ho ho
hil-fucking-arious! |
FIFTY FOURTH PAGE PARTY!
*dedicated to gay super powers* |
Up up and into a hideyhole!
To the unguentmobile! |
that was a Poor Effort
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I blame your krypt-tonite. Snuff just doesn't do it for me.
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*groans*
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*groans for a different reason*
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*groans for the same reason as sink*
...*tiredness* |
i was groaning because i had a gerbil in my ass...he's out now...and it's true...shit really doesn't stick to thier fur...it's amazing...
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Dude, that's because all your shit comes out of your mouth :D
Hahaha I crack myself up :D *dies in real life* |
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