I like it... a LOT!!!

/me goes to find a Mistress avatar

51 PAGE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

w00t :D, mistresses like getting tortured, lol.

*whips mel*

i'd also like to congratulate mel on the 1500'th SpamBaby(tm) post, most of us can remember when SPamBaby(tm) was only 16 posts old...ah those were the days...*sniff*...they grow up so fast...*sniff*

and they also like to GIVE torture :D

Thankee zsinj. I'd like to thank the Academy and my lord saviour, Jesus Christ...

Dungeon Keeper was an awesome game!!@#!@*^!$

What do you mean WAS?!? I seriously still load up DK2 every now and then...

Ok - IS. They should have continued with DK3. Same with the Populous series :(

Ba-CHING!!@$%@%$

oh xcor you little minx....

Should we give Mel an honourary Spammers Association membership for the 1500th post?

What do you get for being in this association?
I like to read the fineprint...

good 'ole fine print.

*looks at zsinj and giggles like a minx*

fine print? um...i never got around to writing fine print...to tell you the truth...i never really got around to writing normal print about it either...it's more a badge of honour...sorta a membership to an exclusive club...since there are only 3 of us...what do you say mel...wanna be member number 4 of the 101st spammers association?

Yay!!!!! Yes please :D

<This is an unsolicited post brought to you by a member of the 101st Spammers Association>

Slap that above ya sig!

boo

welcome to the association mel...one of the perks of membership is first pick of our exclusive range of quality llamas...

:o ..

xcor...what the hell is that?

Thanks guys :) I think this looks good on me, matches my outfit...

oo yeah mel...lookin' sexay!

*Gasp* dont tell me we've forgotten the Induction Ceremony...

ok...i won't tell you...

Well zsinj that is a long story, it all started in a tree-

*dies*

damn...and just as it was getting good...

Speaking of which, i have RED underpants.

...

underpants? what are these...underpants...that you speak of?

i have krusty boxers.

and i dont mean the Simpsons clown.

i stopped wearing underwear after my doctor advised me that going free and easy would increase my fertility...now all i need is a girlfriend...

or cryogenic freezing for your... 'troops'

(and im not refering to your GW minis)

FIFTY SECOND PAGE PARTY!

*does some popping and other breakdance moves she doesn't know*

*does a rap...gets shot by gangstas...*

*busts a move and sits down*

*bust arthritic joint*
owww, my joint!

nice.

thanks man

i remember that time i burst an artritic joint...that old guy never walked the same again...

i remember that time i burst an arthritic joint... that old women never f*cked the same again...

touche...

Hur hur hur....I bet Jenna really regrets making this thread :D

heresy!

i conkurd...

i dont

i have pictures that say otherwise...

rofl

well i have VIDEO evidence

I would like to... 'investigate'.. this video evidence..

i'd like to wank to it...

Indeed..

sorry, video has already been sold to a rich japanese businessman

darn it!

ill give you his address ifyou want

yes please!

*kills zsinj*

I'll have the address D:

It is:

4 Paragon Av, Goonville, South Para-land.

*zsinky's zombie eats xcor's brains and steals the address*

bwahahahah, you will both be send on a meaningless quest to ACTUALLY find noth-

er

a PERTINANT quest to actually find THE VIDEO

*XcoR's dead corpse hugs zsinj and tells him we should go together*
*pecks zsinj on the cheek and giggles... zombie style*
Kthxbai%!$@^, let's go Sinkwise!

swoit!

*the zombitastic duo dance off into the sunset*

MWAHAHAHA your bath will be beset by EVIL at every turn!

and lakes of holy water!

i meant path. path.

FIFTY-THIRD PAGE PARTY!

how did you know i had holy water in my bath?!?

umm... womens intuition?

Wanton hussy! That's my line and it certainly looks like my intuition! As if pluralising it would get it past my censors...

ahhh...that explains more than a few things...

censors... as in sniffy-smelly censors? as in PRIESTs as in HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG THE COINCEDENCES DO NOT END!1@!@!!!!!!12!!!1

wow 'splosive...it's like the last season of x-files all over again...only not total fucking shit crap that makes me want to pull my eyes out and feed them to a gerbil...

but what about the JURY OF G-MEN AND ALIENS !?>

and TEH JUDGEMENT!?!?!?

AND MULDER.... MISSING?

oh dear...i just tore out my eyes...lucky i can touch type...

That's not all you can touch.

On that note I should celibate my 500th post :D

OMG JANTAR YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN! TEH PUN-MASTER!

That is two deity references in two posts! I am sensing idle (harhar - eat that pun!) worship coming on.

Just don't go cargo cult and erect a bamboo jantar over your keyboard and expect the same quality of post.

You'll probably be disappointed with the increase in successful attempts at wit.

yup.... gotta be shit to be good

with the 'celibate' one as exception. that was pure winnness.

*zsinj finishes jantar idol*

ah damn...i wasn't supposed to make a wicker jantar? bugger...

*zsinj sets fire to idol...*

jantar... Australian Idol?

It burns!!

Ain't no Guru wat does the Voodoo like you do in your purple moomoo.

the voodoo doll i have of jantar keeps sticking pins in me :(

...ok...how did you know i was wearing my purple moo-moo?

My famous (and oft appropriated) womens' intuition.

HOMO-SENSES TINGLING!

wow jantar...never knew you had super homo powers...

I'm full of hidden surprises!

Mouse traps for starters...

to perform the way he does in bed, you HAVE to have super homo powers

Or an endless supply of sudafed & bolivian marching powder.

It's just easier to stick with the super-homo powers in today's restrictive climate :(

so how did you acquire your super homo powers? gay spider bite you? gayma rays? you originally hail from the planet gaypton?

Men at Work tribute band...

Either that or he's a closet Wham groupie.

Explosive knows the score.

Either that or it was $3.99 maleorder.

ho ho ho

hil-fucking-arious!

FIFTY FOURTH PAGE PARTY!

*dedicated to gay super powers*

Up up and into a hideyhole!

To the unguentmobile!

that was a Poor Effort

I blame your krypt-tonite. Snuff just doesn't do it for me.

*groans*

*groans for a different reason*

*groans for the same reason as sink*

...*tiredness*

i was groaning because i had a gerbil in my ass...he's out now...and it's true...shit really doesn't stick to thier fur...it's amazing...

Dude, that's because all your shit comes out of your mouth :D
Hahaha I crack myself up :D
*dies in real life*