that explains the bad taste in my mouth...

that was actually from me the other night zsinj... sorry :/, had to go the toilet during the night.. and yeah..

that's ok...i always wondered what scat was like...not bad actually...

sink how about we get together and give it a go

alright...i'm not doing anything monday night...

*sprays windex in explosives eyes and runs off squealing*

OW! MY EYES!
sorry sink, mondays off now :(

*Looks at you all*

Get a job!

a job?!? what the hell is that!?!??

You can tell the happy motorcyclists by the insects in their teeth.

there. now I've contributed. twice.

*returns from the dead*

it's true...one time this motorcyclist was going down on me...and i asked "dude...is that a fucking cicada in your teeth?!!?" and he was all like "mmmprhle...murrrpph"...then i came...

moo?

how appropriate, you fight like a cow.

he does other things like a cow too...

haha iwik that rocks :)

Dammit, now I really do have to go and read Spambaby from start to finish. Twice.

thats right, BIOTCH!

lmfao..

ok am i the only one that's getting images of iwik and mel getting into some kinda super sexy cat fight...

yes, yes you are...

55 PAGE PARTY!!!!

*partys as if it was her birthday*

oh well...they were nice images while they lasted...

*partays cat fight style*

i have an image on my computer.

its a start menu.

I can smell pineapple ham.

No you can't. You never managed to get it out of its wrapping....

Glad to see you and Pary (I assume) made it back alive tho'!

PS - I think you gave me something. Bitch ;) :P :D

AIDS ;)

All Infants Do Samba?

hahaha, ah well

xcor, that was shit

*one vote to temporarily remove xcors Association membership*

Hahaha Im still at goons place and we went and got hammared in this bar. It was madcool fun.

Also, Everyone turn up tommorow to the war. kthxbye.

Also, this is sammo, helping para's post count.
o.O

:killtard:

OMGWTFKHAXBAI?

"Hammared"?

I am dumbfounded that Paragon stays awake past midnight on a day there is only 1 person left at his house... RUDE!!!!

And sif get smashed with your aunty...

*second vote to suspend xcor's membership for one week*

*parties 'cause 'splosives post count just hit 2001, a spamzor oddity*

wow, 2001... im stunned

*bows to the applauding crowd*

well you can stop bowing now...your at 2003...that's not special at all...

bitches. (zsinj and explosive)!
Fear my new membership!!!!!!$!$!!%5

Mel we didnt get smashed with her :P we just had dinner, she left then we got smashed.

You got smashed. I dwunk sensibubbley.

lol, sensibubbley :D

Thats why between us it took ~20 or so shots to get the Black 8 ball in at that bar we were at during pool :P

as opposed to the black 7 ball...

W3rd on the street is that went in on the 14th shot.

Scuttlebutt is right, Jantar. Give or take 10.

Hey that's how I play pool when sober!

i play pool with a bowling ball...it doesn't improve my performance any...but it sure fucks up the table...

I can vouch for this.

:)

can you really? i need someone else to vouch for your vouching...

omg shush pacer, hehehe!
Sif sneak up on me like that :D

ill vouch for pacer!

FIFTY-SEXTH PAGE PARTY!

*dedicated to mechanical pencils around the world*

i'll drink to that!!!!

*salutes the mechanical pencil*

I'll salute that drink!

/me turns into a fruitbat

I'll drink to that fruit bat!

*salutes the fruitbat formally known as sammo*

*screams*

i'll drink to that scream!

*salutes the screamiest scream ever*

Well, that table may have had a lean...it's up to debate.

and I'll drink to that so long as it's a Coke or a OJ or a Milk (with Quik of course)

Alex

i'll drink to that...whatever...what pacer said...

*salutes the stuff in that post...up there ^*

*throws a apple core at zsinj*

*drinks to something that includes throwing stuff*

oh yeah i'll drink to that!!!

*drinks apple cider*

*drinks to pineapple ham*

Pineapple ham. Is there anything it can't do?

*drinks to the fact a spoonful of sugar somehow makes medicine go down*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
omg that's almost as funny as "photosynthesises"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

polyphonictite?

No, that's not funny...

my doctor tells me i can't drink anymore...something to do with the fact that my brain died...

i'll drink to that!

*salutes the general concept of brain death*

haha mel has a new sig!11!1!!1!!!!!

It was made by Sammo :)
I like it a lot :)

*me bows*

i'll drink to that!

*salutes mel's new sig, and sammo assuming the position*

*drinks to the massive amounts of lube about to be used, and dies*

i'll drink to that!!!!

*salutes the lube, the dying, and the fact that sammo has no idea whats coming...and cumming...*

*throws up at that thought, then starts drinking again*

*spasms and drinks to the fact Sammo is in for one hell of a rude shock*

*drinks to spasms, sammo's sore ass, llamas and the fact that i can no longer feel my legs*

*drinks to the fact that this marks her 550th post*

*drinks to mel's 550th post...and a failing liver*

*eats to drinking*

*drinks to eating*

*drinks to the 57th page*

wonders if sinky will ever sober :p

*throws a fresh boiled mug of coffee at zsinj and runs off squealing*

*pours some whiskey in the coffee and drinks to drinking...for-evar!*

I squealed damn it.. I SQUEALED!

-.0.. don't think i'm not watching you watching me watching him who's watching me you watching drinking blueberry muffin you! YES YOU!

*drinks to xcor losing his mind!*

*screams*

^^like a girl^^

of course like a girl... how else do you scream?

Like a woman?

like a llama...hmm...deja vu...

like a screaming... water... shrew...

hmm...water shrew...

So it's come to this has it zsinj... you, me and this Jug of boiling water...
join me for a cuppa?

:killtard:

rightio old bean, do pass the scones won't you, that's a jolly good chap...

by golly, i even bought the *choc chip cookies* old chap! i felt a bit rebelish today and saw them at Bi-lo for $2.99!

SpamBaby(tm) looked hungry...i can't believe it's been this long since we've fed him...

*feeds*

a growing SpamBaby(tm) needs nourishment...