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Jantar 04-11-2003 10:53 PM

100 POSTS!

GO US!

Thanks Jenna!

I'd like to thank Jenna, for providing the inspiration to make this all possible, and my coach for telling me to give it 110%, and the pope for providing so many birth control arguments, and the king of norway - for legalising penguin hunting.

I feel that the real winner tonight was good old fashioned quality forum posting.

I love you all! You're all the stars people!

zsinj 04-11-2003 10:53 PM

holy crap...the 200 went by and i didn't even notice...i feel so jaded...

Jantar 04-11-2003 10:55 PM

The Century of spam went by too. Now I'm locking this thread.

102 and caught in the slips :(

zsinj 04-11-2003 10:56 PM

good bye thread...you served us well

Explosive 04-11-2003 11:01 PM

you know we are just gonna spam something else now...

Jenna McTavish 05-11-2003 06:11 PM

Don't lock the thread yet Jantar!!! PLEASE! It's like my baby now.

I think about my SpamBaby (TM) at work all day, wondering... "Will someone have posted something new and insightful?" and "How many posts will there be now?" Then, when I get home, I bypass Gambit (who is waiting patiently for some morsel of affection) and sit down at my computer to check if anyone has posted. I wonder if today will be the day when SpamBaby (TM) takes his first steps... onto a new page.

I am responsible for SpamBaby (TM). I feel that because I started this thread, I must now end it. But how can I, in my heart of hearts, do that? Am I not human? If you cut me, do I not bleed??? Still... there comes a time in every parent's life to say goodbye. Perhaps this is it.

Goodbye my SpamBaby (TM).:cry:

SuperSammo 05-11-2003 06:18 PM

Quote:

Will someone have posted something new and insightful?"


yeah, like that will happen. :rolleyes: :P

Explosive 05-11-2003 06:57 PM

NOOOOOO DONT KILL TEH BABY!!! ITS OUR MASCOT NOW!!!

WE MUST NURTURE IT AND LET IT GROW!!!11!1!!!!@!112!!!

Jantar 05-11-2003 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenna McTavish

I am responsible for SpamBaby (TM). I feel that because I started this thread, I must now end it.

Erm, that's not an overly motherly attitude Jenna....I'm pretty sure (well I REALLY hope) that just because you give birth to something you don't have to kill it off again!

Either way, I'm not sure I'll eat my mother's cooking anymore :P

Explosive 06-11-2003 12:04 PM

dont worry jan, ill eat your mother (s cooking)

Jenna McTavish 06-11-2003 04:37 PM

Well, this is my first time at motherhood, so I am just learning.

And Jantar, do you mean the food your mum spoon feeds you while you are playing Battlefield 1942? ;)

Explosive 06-11-2003 04:40 PM

dont be silly. he means the stuff she spoon feeds him at work with.

Jantar 07-11-2003 05:46 PM

Where on earth does all this spoon feeding business come from?

Who the hell eats steak with a spoon?!

SuperSammo 07-11-2003 09:39 PM

/me introduces jantar to a blender.

Theres your spoon feedable steak :)

zsinj 07-11-2003 10:20 PM

you mean i shouldn't eat steak with a spoon?!? oh bugger...i guess that's why everyone at sizzler looks at me funny when i eat...

Explosive 07-11-2003 10:34 PM

no, they look at you funny because you have no nose. or ears.

zsinj 08-11-2003 12:10 AM

whats a 'nose'?

SuperSammo 08-11-2003 12:50 PM

hmm, here was me thinking this couldnt degenerate much more...

[101st]SuperSammo killed a teammate
[101st]Explosive is no more

Explosive 08-11-2003 04:57 PM

~

punish

zsinj 09-11-2003 11:25 AM

sammo...be careful..."hmm, here was me thinking this couldnt degenerate much more..." sounds like a challenge to me...

SuperSammo 09-11-2003 11:37 AM

surely it cant degenerate though if I lock it? :p

(which is getting close)

all aboard page 5.

Explosive 09-11-2003 12:36 PM

why the hell would you want to lock this thread!? :confused:

zsinj 09-11-2003 04:01 PM

yeah...this thread is jenna's baby...would you kill jenna's baby?!?!

SuperSammo 09-11-2003 05:57 PM

its not killing it.... just sorta like sending it to military school until its mature :P

zsinj 09-11-2003 11:53 PM

i think of our spam as the best military school in the world...i've got emails from duntroon asking about getting 'splosive, jantar sammo, belg and i to take a few classes next year...

Explosive 10-11-2003 12:03 PM

my emails were about [butt]sekz ed.

Paryniux 10-11-2003 12:15 PM

my first post in this thread?

Explosive 10-11-2003 12:21 PM

GOOD POST!!!!@1!!!1!1!!!2!1

zsinj 10-11-2003 06:01 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
GOOD POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111&&&$$((#&&$())(8437237 7399

SuperSammo 10-11-2003 06:14 PM

explosive musta got one from the navy instead :P

Explosive 10-11-2003 08:16 PM

got one what? WHAT, DAMN j00!

if you mean 'induction' ceremony, then yes, yes i did.

Stargate 10-11-2003 09:06 PM

Ban Ex :) please @@

zsinj 11-11-2003 10:12 AM

can't ban the 'splosive!

Explosive 11-11-2003 10:27 AM

no. im very volatile(sp) and might EXPLODE

zsinj 11-11-2003 10:34 AM

yeah...he is...after all...'explosive'...

Explosive 11-11-2003 07:59 PM

precisely *makes steeple with fingers*

zsinj 11-11-2003 09:10 PM

it looks like team spamtastic has lost one of it's members to the dark side...of the spam...

Explosive 11-11-2003 09:14 PM

NEVAR!

*vanquishes spam*

zsinj 11-11-2003 11:52 PM

this post is blatant spam...if we don't keep the spam up team spamtastic will have nothing to vanquish...and then they'll turn to drink and end up homeless, turning tricks to buy the sweet sweet hooch...

=[OzF]=Xy 12-11-2003 12:04 AM

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Azz 12-11-2003 02:13 AM

lol, i've never seen so much :spam: before....5 pages about nothing, lol it puts the rage spam forum to shame

zsinj 12-11-2003 11:54 AM

lol...the 101 forums have always been dedicated to the furtherance of spam everywhere...

SuperSammo 12-11-2003 11:54 AM

We try our hardest :P

zsinj 12-11-2003 12:00 PM

and it seems that this thread is on the verge of making it to a sixth page...

SuperSammo 12-11-2003 12:21 PM

Carn...

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush.

Jantar 12-11-2003 01:08 PM

Wow! Six pages of insight and wit to delight visitors to our forums with.

Talk about putting our best foot forward :P

=[OzF]=Xy 12-11-2003 02:50 PM

"One must master the spam, not have spam as his master"

*/me meditates upon this wisdom*

Jenna McTavish 12-11-2003 04:24 PM

It makes me pleased and proud to see our SpamBaby (TM) winning the admiration of other clan members - welcome Azz and Xy! SpamBaby (TM), like all babies, likes nothing better than some attention (i.e. more postings).

And Sammo, please think carefully before you make throwaway comments such as this one:
"Surely it can't degenerate though if I lock it? :p (which is getting close)".

It's obvious to me that people like Zsinj and Explosive have become quite attached to SpamBaby (TM). Idle threats like these might make us nervous/jumpy on the Battlefield - especially around you Sammo. As protective 'parents' we might feel the need to lash out at you with our shiny, sharp KNIVES. What parent wouldn't protect their SpamBaby (TM) in this way? No jury in the country would convict us. ;)

zsinj 12-11-2003 05:29 PM

that's right sammo...SpamBaby (TM) must live to adulthood, where we can send it to SpamUniversity(TM) and see it become a contributing member of society...

Explosive 12-11-2003 07:39 PM

yes, or our clan. either way.



(btw, spam wise this thread is NOTHING. you people are just forum n00bs :D)

Azz 13-11-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zsinj
that's right sammo...SpamBaby (TM) must live to adulthood, where we can send it to SpamUniversity(TM) and see it become a contributing member of society...


lol and when is SpamBaby (TM) gona reach adulthood...hehe the 18th page

Azz 13-11-2003 12:54 AM

WOO!!! 6th page

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 11:08 AM

1/3rd of the way :P

Explosive 13-11-2003 12:59 PM

aw, so cute, little 6-page-old

zsinj 13-11-2003 06:25 PM

i hope SpamBaby(TM) likes the present i got it...for it's 6th PageDay

:car:

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 07:01 PM

oh thats great, now when hes 16 pages old and can get a licence hes gonna plow himself into a wall with a sportscar.

zsinj 13-11-2003 07:29 PM

it's up to us to be positive examples for the little bugger and teach it to be a responisble driver...and as the head tanky for the clan..you shouldn't be giving it ideas about driving fast in the car Uncie Zsinj got it...

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 07:34 PM

I guess as head Anti tank guy, I should also warn him about traffic lights being good ambush spots for AT guys randomly in the street.

zsinj 13-11-2003 07:35 PM

yup...in a couple of weeks i hope he'll be ready to join the clan...so start contributing to the little guys education...he has a long way to go...

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 07:38 PM

/me teaches spambaby (tm) about zagga and rocks.

zsinj 13-11-2003 07:45 PM

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how NOT to fly...

Explosive 13-11-2003 08:04 PM

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how to give good head

Azz 14-11-2003 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Explosive
/me teaches spambaby(tm) how to give good head


lol wat gender is SpamBaby (TM)

Explosive 14-11-2003 11:44 AM

does it matter?

zsinj 14-11-2003 12:02 PM

i think of spambaby (tm) as a form of hermaphrodite...

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:06 PM

gender neutral!

zsinj 14-11-2003 12:08 PM

yeah...what good is it if SpamBaby(tm) can't fit into both a male and female run world...that way when the women take over the world spambaby can change out of his three piece suit and into his frock and hey presto...

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:09 PM

but it will never know the joys of physical love :(

zsinj 14-11-2003 12:19 PM

or it'll know the joys of physical love with itself...what with having both male and female reproductive systems...stop playing with yourself takes on a whole new aspect of disgusting...

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:20 PM

i think thats physically impossible :|

zsinj 14-11-2003 12:22 PM

so is a baby made of Spam...we haven't questioned Jenna on her choice of adopted offspring...why question if the poor little bugger can have it's own babies...

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:24 PM

thats true, we should just drop the issue.

zsinj 14-11-2003 12:26 PM

yeah...that's cool...let's just accept SpamBaby (tm) for whatever sexual persuasion he/she/it/etc grows up to become...i mean after all...it is only six pages old...we have plenty of time to teach it stuff...

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:36 PM

yup, its just a baby! also, does that mean i cant spank it now?

Azz 14-11-2003 01:38 PM

mmmm what to teach it....

Quote:

yup, its just a baby! also, does that mean i cant spank it now?

*pulls out leather wipe*
can i help

zsinj 14-11-2003 04:15 PM

you can only spank it when it misbehaves...so when it's a naughty SpamBaby(tm)...

Azz 14-11-2003 04:19 PM

mmm, how do i tell whens it been naughty

zsinj 14-11-2003 04:20 PM

it has a guilty look on it's face...

Explosive 14-11-2003 04:23 PM

*thread has guilty look*

WHACK!

*thread cries*

*comforts thread*

zsinj 14-11-2003 04:24 PM

we should report 'splosive to social services for child abuse...

Azz 14-11-2003 04:25 PM

lol, now thats gona bruse

zsinj 14-11-2003 04:26 PM

seventh page!!! HAPPY 7TH PAGE DAY SPAMBABY(TM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ssalway 14-11-2003 04:29 PM

hey azz add me on steam

zsinj 14-11-2003 04:29 PM

what has that got to do with SpamBaby(tm)?

Explosive 14-11-2003 04:34 PM

*sings happy birthday to SpamBaby(tm)*

*gives SpamBaby(tm) a gift... OF A NEW POST*

Azz 14-11-2003 04:34 PM

not much i guess........any way, HAPPY 7th PAGEDAY SPAMBABY!!!(TM)

Explosive 14-11-2003 04:38 PM

yay! *parties*

Azz 14-11-2003 05:08 PM

ooooh i love party's, drinks all around

Explosive 14-11-2003 05:09 PM

but not for SpamBaby(tm). he/she/it is too young.

Azz 14-11-2003 05:10 PM

lol ok

*puts vodka into spambabys(TM) milk*

Explosive 14-11-2003 05:11 PM

:eek: naughty!

hes too old for milk ;)

*puts southern into coke*

*gives to SpamBaby(tm)*

Azz 14-11-2003 08:35 PM

lol thats better, i feel so proud *grabs tissue*

zsinj 15-11-2003 12:41 AM

awww....his first bourbon and coke...in a few pages he'll be ready for crack cocaine...

Explosive 15-11-2003 11:31 AM

*reminices*
remember when SpamBaby(tm) was only one page old? Was so cute...

zsinj 15-11-2003 11:37 AM

yeah...he's so close to his 8th page day already...it seems like only yesterday when he was 7 pages old...

Explosive 15-11-2003 11:48 AM

soon he will be old enough for many things

zsinj 15-11-2003 04:18 PM

indeed...lets keep his spam intake up though...don't want the little fella starving to death...he's a growing SpamBaby(tm) and needs all the spam he can get...

Explosive 15-11-2003 08:02 PM

*spams right in his mouth*

Gambit 15-11-2003 08:39 PM

I don't feel like a real 101st member until I've contributed to... SpamBaby (TM)!

Explosive 15-11-2003 09:00 PM

^^^spamn00b^^^


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