100 POSTS!

GO US!

Thanks Jenna!

I'd like to thank Jenna, for providing the inspiration to make this all possible, and my coach for telling me to give it 110%, and the pope for providing so many birth control arguments, and the king of norway - for legalising penguin hunting.

I feel that the real winner tonight was good old fashioned quality forum posting.

I love you all! You're all the stars people!

holy crap...the 200 went by and i didn't even notice...i feel so jaded...

The Century of spam went by too. Now I'm locking this thread.

102 and caught in the slips :(

good bye thread...you served us well

you know we are just gonna spam something else now...

Don't lock the thread yet Jantar!!! PLEASE! It's like my baby now.

I think about my SpamBaby (TM) at work all day, wondering... "Will someone have posted something new and insightful?" and "How many posts will there be now?" Then, when I get home, I bypass Gambit (who is waiting patiently for some morsel of affection) and sit down at my computer to check if anyone has posted. I wonder if today will be the day when SpamBaby (TM) takes his first steps... onto a new page.

I am responsible for SpamBaby (TM). I feel that because I started this thread, I must now end it. But how can I, in my heart of hearts, do that? Am I not human? If you cut me, do I not bleed??? Still... there comes a time in every parent's life to say goodbye. Perhaps this is it.

Goodbye my SpamBaby (TM).:cry:

yeah, like that will happen. :rolleyes: :P

NOOOOOO DONT KILL TEH BABY!!! ITS OUR MASCOT NOW!!!

WE MUST NURTURE IT AND LET IT GROW!!!11!1!!!!@!112!!!

Erm, that's not an overly motherly attitude Jenna....I'm pretty sure (well I REALLY hope) that just because you give birth to something you don't have to kill it off again!

Either way, I'm not sure I'll eat my mother's cooking anymore :P

dont worry jan, ill eat your mother (s cooking)

Well, this is my first time at motherhood, so I am just learning.

And Jantar, do you mean the food your mum spoon feeds you while you are playing Battlefield 1942? ;)

dont be silly. he means the stuff she spoon feeds him at work with.

Where on earth does all this spoon feeding business come from?

Who the hell eats steak with a spoon?!

/me introduces jantar to a blender.

Theres your spoon feedable steak :)

you mean i shouldn't eat steak with a spoon?!? oh bugger...i guess that's why everyone at sizzler looks at me funny when i eat...

no, they look at you funny because you have no nose. or ears.

whats a 'nose'?

hmm, here was me thinking this couldnt degenerate much more...

[101st]SuperSammo killed a teammate
[101st]Explosive is no more

~

punish

sammo...be careful..."hmm, here was me thinking this couldnt degenerate much more..." sounds like a challenge to me...

surely it cant degenerate though if I lock it? :p

(which is getting close)

all aboard page 5.

why the hell would you want to lock this thread!? :confused:

yeah...this thread is jenna's baby...would you kill jenna's baby?!?!

its not killing it.... just sorta like sending it to military school until its mature :P

i think of our spam as the best military school in the world...i've got emails from duntroon asking about getting 'splosive, jantar sammo, belg and i to take a few classes next year...

my emails were about [butt]sekz ed.

my first post in this thread?

GOOD POST!!!!@1!!!1!1!!!2!1

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
GOOD POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111&&&$$((#&&$())(8437237 7399

explosive musta got one from the navy instead :P

got one what? WHAT, DAMN j00!

if you mean 'induction' ceremony, then yes, yes i did.

Ban Ex :) please @@

can't ban the 'splosive!

no. im very volatile(sp) and might EXPLODE

yeah...he is...after all...'explosive'...

precisely *makes steeple with fingers*

it looks like team spamtastic has lost one of it's members to the dark side...of the spam...

NEVAR!

*vanquishes spam*

this post is blatant spam...if we don't keep the spam up team spamtastic will have nothing to vanquish...and then they'll turn to drink and end up homeless, turning tricks to buy the sweet sweet hooch...

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

lol, i've never seen so much :spam: before....5 pages about nothing, lol it puts the rage spam forum to shame

lol...the 101 forums have always been dedicated to the furtherance of spam everywhere...

We try our hardest :P

and it seems that this thread is on the verge of making it to a sixth page...

Carn...

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush.

Wow! Six pages of insight and wit to delight visitors to our forums with.

Talk about putting our best foot forward :P

"One must master the spam, not have spam as his master"

*/me meditates upon this wisdom*

It makes me pleased and proud to see our SpamBaby (TM) winning the admiration of other clan members - welcome Azz and Xy! SpamBaby (TM), like all babies, likes nothing better than some attention (i.e. more postings).

And Sammo, please think carefully before you make throwaway comments such as this one:
"Surely it can't degenerate though if I lock it? :p (which is getting close)".

It's obvious to me that people like Zsinj and Explosive have become quite attached to SpamBaby (TM). Idle threats like these might make us nervous/jumpy on the Battlefield - especially around you Sammo. As protective 'parents' we might feel the need to lash out at you with our shiny, sharp KNIVES. What parent wouldn't protect their SpamBaby (TM) in this way? No jury in the country would convict us. ;)

that's right sammo...SpamBaby (TM) must live to adulthood, where we can send it to SpamUniversity(TM) and see it become a contributing member of society...

yes, or our clan. either way.



(btw, spam wise this thread is NOTHING. you people are just forum n00bs :D)

lol and when is SpamBaby (TM) gona reach adulthood...hehe the 18th page

WOO!!! 6th page

1/3rd of the way :P

aw, so cute, little 6-page-old

i hope SpamBaby(TM) likes the present i got it...for it's 6th PageDay

:car:

oh thats great, now when hes 16 pages old and can get a licence hes gonna plow himself into a wall with a sportscar.

it's up to us to be positive examples for the little bugger and teach it to be a responisble driver...and as the head tanky for the clan..you shouldn't be giving it ideas about driving fast in the car Uncie Zsinj got it...

I guess as head Anti tank guy, I should also warn him about traffic lights being good ambush spots for AT guys randomly in the street.

yup...in a couple of weeks i hope he'll be ready to join the clan...so start contributing to the little guys education...he has a long way to go...

/me teaches spambaby (tm) about zagga and rocks.

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how NOT to fly...

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how to give good head

lol wat gender is SpamBaby (TM)

does it matter?

i think of spambaby (tm) as a form of hermaphrodite...

gender neutral!

yeah...what good is it if SpamBaby(tm) can't fit into both a male and female run world...that way when the women take over the world spambaby can change out of his three piece suit and into his frock and hey presto...

but it will never know the joys of physical love :(

or it'll know the joys of physical love with itself...what with having both male and female reproductive systems...stop playing with yourself takes on a whole new aspect of disgusting...

i think thats physically impossible :|

so is a baby made of Spam...we haven't questioned Jenna on her choice of adopted offspring...why question if the poor little bugger can have it's own babies...

thats true, we should just drop the issue.

yeah...that's cool...let's just accept SpamBaby (tm) for whatever sexual persuasion he/she/it/etc grows up to become...i mean after all...it is only six pages old...we have plenty of time to teach it stuff...

yup, its just a baby! also, does that mean i cant spank it now?

mmmm what to teach it....


*pulls out leather wipe*
can i help

you can only spank it when it misbehaves...so when it's a naughty SpamBaby(tm)...

mmm, how do i tell whens it been naughty

it has a guilty look on it's face...

*thread has guilty look*

WHACK!

*thread cries*

*comforts thread*

we should report 'splosive to social services for child abuse...

lol, now thats gona bruse

seventh page!!! HAPPY 7TH PAGE DAY SPAMBABY(TM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey azz add me on steam

what has that got to do with SpamBaby(tm)?

*sings happy birthday to SpamBaby(tm)*

*gives SpamBaby(tm) a gift... OF A NEW POST*

not much i guess........any way, HAPPY 7th PAGEDAY SPAMBABY!!!(TM)

yay! *parties*

ooooh i love party's, drinks all around

but not for SpamBaby(tm). he/she/it is too young.

lol ok

*puts vodka into spambabys(TM) milk*

:eek: naughty!

hes too old for milk ;)

*puts southern into coke*

*gives to SpamBaby(tm)*

lol thats better, i feel so proud *grabs tissue*

awww....his first bourbon and coke...in a few pages he'll be ready for crack cocaine...

*reminices*
remember when SpamBaby(tm) was only one page old? Was so cute...

yeah...he's so close to his 8th page day already...it seems like only yesterday when he was 7 pages old...

soon he will be old enough for many things

indeed...lets keep his spam intake up though...don't want the little fella starving to death...he's a growing SpamBaby(tm) and needs all the spam he can get...

*spams right in his mouth*

I don't feel like a real 101st member until I've contributed to... SpamBaby (TM)!

^^^spamn00b^^^