i go to work for a day and a half...leaving SpamBaby(tm) in what i think are the capable hands of 'splosive, azz and xcor...what do i find when i return...a bunch of people not touching each other...if there's one thing i've learnt...in all my years...is that not touching each other is very not touchy...so get touchin'!

*pokes xcor*

24 page PARTAY!!!!!!!

*pokes explosive*

...

*partys*

24 already!

*sniff*

*PARTIES*

i know how you feel 'splosive...it feels like just yesterday we were having our first 2nd page party...*sigh* the memories come flooding back...soon we'll have to kick SpamBaby(tm) out of the nest and make him fend for himself...that or become wierd possessive parents and make him stay at home with us until he's 45...

anyway...enough of my ranting..

*continues the partying*

i dunno...SpamBaby(tm) has dropped so low on the "Spamming" forum, this must change! have we all forgotten about him so quickly? he's 24...and has a lot of spam left in him...so come on 101...lets get him to 25 pages...at least!

Shouldn't SpamBaby (TM) be thinking about leaving home by now? :rolleyes:

I was reading the first few pages of this forum and wasnt spam baby meant to be killed? before it grew into something that was an unstoppable force and destroy the world and all man kind...

and i feel proud to be a helping hand in the looking after of spambaby... its a great honour... *sniff*

oh we can always lock him in a basement so he cant escape into the world Jenna ;)

*pokes zsinj's eye*

*replaces eye with cybernetic spam can*

yeah jenna, i don't feel SpamBaby(tm) is ready for the big harsh world...i say we keep him here until he's at least 30 pages long...then he can become an accountant...

Come back prodigal SpamBaby(TM)...all is forgiven!

By the way. A) this is his 700th post. B) I hope you're happy Jenna Shelley :D

(I really must read her book before chucking these references around. Oh well, why stop the habit of the lifetime....I say just shoot from the hip and blindfolded!)

Come suck on my ample, proad teat Spambaby(tm) :D

omg this thread is about nothing (just like this post)

Well well.... that post means alot to us... emotionally and psychically...... this thread is about love and care and hope for spam baby! although i might contradict myself later on when spambaby moves out of jennas basement... this thread is still about anything and everything!!!1!1!14!!1!#2!

w3rd.

spambaby(tm) is growing up to be QUITE teh hotz0r...

oh yeah...one thing we were always sure of...SpamBaby(tm) was gonna be quite the sexay little fella...after all...he had all that fun with all those loverly ladies at one of his pageday partays...

you sure they were ladies... im sure one of his parties was at explosives gaybar...

oh yeah...he was REAL popular at that place...i think SpamBaby(tm) is omnisexual...

YOU! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR, GAYBAR YEEEEOOOOWW!!!

*Plays air guitar and spins round on back*

Just keep looking at my boobies Spambaby(tm) i'll save you from those homosexual tendancies :D

them boobies = hypnotism..... :D

lol wtf is with that explosive... never heard of that song... 0.o
*kicks explosive when he faces me from the air guitar spin*

you have never heard Gay Bar by Electric Six!?

go download it now!

NOW!

NOWWWWWWW or sammo will KICKBAN you!

*zsinj quickly downloads for fear of the kickban..*

thats the way!

wow... one thing... what is spambaby?

our baby.....

you're posting in him as we speak...this thread, initially designed as Jenna's little attempt to quell the tide of spamming, became the 101st SpamBaby(tm)...

NEVAR explosive!! NEVVVVAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes*

scorch: read the thread, nublet

Sif you would read this....its 24 pages of pointless spamming......

I LIKE IT