welcome to the upbringing of SpamBaby(tm) Gambit...or should i say Uncie Gambit...:D

on a side note...would it be possible to edit this thread name and call it SpamBaby(tm)?

Yes - speshly since we appear to have hit the double century...what a well nourished SpamBaby(TM) this is turning out to be!

whos the mother of spambaby (TM)...splosive?

Jenna started the thread...so we can only assume Jenna is the Mother...

and the father... who knows? we will have to ask jenna, she generally keeps this stuff quiet.

yeah...my money's on gambit being the father...

hmmm, he is kind of sexay...

indeed...a load sexayer than the rest of us...cept jantar...

that goes without saying

so is raor spambaby's(tm) little brother

WOOO spambabys 8th page day

HAPPY P'DAY SPAMBABY(TM)

w00000 8 pages old! im so proud...

It'll be time for "That talk" soon...

:o, not too soon... we dont want to scare him/her/it

...it would be a bit hard to explain to him/her/it

Fairy nuff then

yeah...lets try to keep the llamas and quilts away from SpamBaby(tm) till it's a little bit older...

Still....him/her/it will start asking questions...

oooooh but i got spambaby (tm) a llama for xmas

yes...we just need to hope he'll learn it on the streets...

jusr get him/her/it to watch the discovery channel...thats how i learnt

where do you think i found out how hot llamas are? lots of cows in rocky...not many llamas...

theres plenty of llamas at the zoo *ponders*

Plenty of cows up here too Sink...we have this outta-city town called Cungulla...the long straight road to Cungulla is populated by cows...the buggers won't move unless you..well, they don't move full stop.

if there a bull kick em in the nuts...then watch em run

yeah...we only seem to have large concrete cows here now...since the meatworks went bust...we're the 'Beef Capital of Australia"...

...shame to let all of that beef go to waste

yeah...we kill them all...and eat them...not much wasted...

mmmm, llama....

wat about a camel?....they any good

they're a tad on the dry side...until you get to the hump...that's a little too juicy...

SpamBaby (TM) is adopted. I think it's fairly obvious that SpamBaby (TM) looks nothing like me. :spam:

wow...i wonder if SpamBaby(tm) will ever look for it's natural parents...i wonder if it's natural parents are reading this board...watching their child grow...page by page...

yes, who knows!

maybe one day they will come and break the news to it :eek:

wow...it's almost turning into a soap opera...where's delta goodrem?

chemo (sp?)

lol...low blow dude...

i know, i know.

still...funny...makes you wonder if she has lost her hair or not...her hair at the arias looked like a wig...
*ponders a bald delta goodrem...*

i dunno if its real or not, but the short hair looks shocking on her...

NINTH PAGE PARTY!

WOOT!!! SpamBaby(tm) is almost DOUBLE DIGITS OLD!!!!!

on a side note...yeah...she's way hotter with the long hair...

on a sider side note...when undergoing chemo...do you lose...ALL your hair...you all know what i'm talkin' 'bout...

im pretty sure you do

meh, cheaper than a waxing ;)

(btw long hair delta = teh UBER SEKZAY)

wow...yeah...long hair delta is of course teh uber...but hairless delta also sparks the imagination...hmm...anyway...we're taking the limelight away from SpamBaby(tm) happy 9th page day SpamBaby(tm)...

maybe we can invite delta to its next birthday?

hmm...good idea 'splosive...i'm sure she'd be keen to be a part of the SpamBaby(tm) phenomenon...

yeah. maybe she can, ahem, help us start a new spambaby(tm)?

of course, there would have to be an abortion...

why abort? i'm afraid i'm a right to lifer when it comes to SpamBabies(tm) i mean...SpamBaby(tm) will need a little brother or sister eventually...you know...to beat up on and beat at sports....

but we have a new spambaby(tm) in the OzF forums which is already pledged to our spambaby(tm)...

and there is one being concieved on the rage forums.

besides, i was more talking about the ACT of conceiving

oh sure...there'll be much making of babies as soon as she arrives...and there are other SpamBabies(tm)? wow...it truly is a phenomenon...

head over to the OzF forums and the RAGE forums, have a look

i have...and started spamming...muahahaha...like a cnacer we will spread...through every Beef forum on the GA Ladder...except LT...and give them all SpamBabies(tm)...and them bugger off in the morning...

:D HELL YEAH! we can go tagteam stylin'

ooo...tagteam....

can i help?

why the hell not!

woohoo, where should we start

i dunno...where ever you want man...just tag me in when ya start gettin' tired...

ok..... wanna start in the ozf forums

cool...

three way?

yeah...it's been a couple of hours since my last 3 way...i suppose it's about time to get back on the 6 legged horse...

ooooo yeah [/sleazy]

[shifty and sleazy] ooohhhh baybay[/shifty /sleazy]

y a hourse

*gives llama to zsinj*

oooo touch me there, sinky![/porno]

[shifty, sleazy, sneezy, doc] ooo 'splosive....hang on a minute...what are you doing with that inflatable antonio bandaras doll?!?![/shifty, /sleazy, /sneezy, /doc]

:eek:

ow, my scrotum!

so i should say...you can't inflate a blow up doll using your dick man...well...you can...but then it becomes a sort of super-sized water baloon...

not even I have the supplies to blow up a doll in that manner in one session... and thats saying a LOT!

yeah...and on a side note SPAMBABY(TM) IS DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

HAPPPY 10 PAGES!!!!!!!

*pulls out camera*

hehe

ooooh, well HELLO delta! im glad you could make it!

here is the man of the moment, spambaby(tm)... yes thats right, say hello spambaby(tm)...

there is azz, there is sinky, and my bedroom is right down this corridor...

hey...hands off!!!...she doesn't need a bed...

no, thats true.

the spa is down this way...

that's better...me and azz will be in with the quilts, llamas and inflatable antonio banderas dolls in a minute...

oh, fair enough

also, you might want to send hilary duff in as well i heard her at the door. spambaby(tm) is a big fan


HEY! this would be a good time to teach spambaby(tm) about the 'facts'... nothing like learning by experience, eh?

good idea there 'splosive...SpamBaby(tm), this is hilay duff, and this is delta goodrem...and this...is a couple of naked hotties in a spa bath.........

who, me and azz?

yeah...yeah you and azz...i'll take the two girls to the bedroom...have fun...

dude, think of the spambaby(tm)!

we have a LESSON to conduct!

you want hillary or delta as your assistant?

(azz can have doll and llama)

i'll take delta...i need to investigate how much hair is lost due to chemo...i think i need to perform a...visual...inspection...

ah ok. for your studies, is it not?

indeed...purely for science...which is why i had better take this video camera...

correct. you can review it and take notes later.

Sorry dudes, but she'll be booked for the day...she's asked me to help her with...uh...Fitness raising and general flexibility training.

dude she is already here. maybe your booking was for later on?

*checks diary*

Oh, my bad...it was Kylie I had booked today...Hillary is tomorrow, and Delta is the day after.

ah, makes sense. meanwhile, why dont you bring kylie along and party with us?

*asks Kylie's opinion*

Okay, done deal, we'll rock up in half an hour, with Kahlua Body Sauce in tow.

roxxor!

Kylie wants to make a stop and bring a friend along...I think she said her name was Holly, or something...

i'll bring the llamas & quilts

azz, we already have llamas and quilts... havent you been reading the thread?

Do you fellas really think that SpamBaby(TM) needs to be exposed to this filth?

The poor little thing will grow up warped - in our graven images :D

and we would have it any other way, and explosive ur llama's r too old, i like my young llama's.

they arent mine, they are sinks

yeah...and my llamas are fresh azz...fresh as a...fresh...llama...

Erm, how did we get from SpamBaby(TM) to llamas in compromising positions?

llamas <> SpamBabies.

Get with it folks!

('it' being any number of available llamas).