did you not read the whole 2 pages we posted yesterday? it started out with a discussion about the hotness that is delta goodrem, and how much hair was lost by said hotness when she underwent chemo...delta, using her ninja like senses, realised we were talking about her and visited the thread...from there it basically went downhill...i think at the end there we had hilary duff, kylie, holly valance, some homeless guy from venesuala...and of course all the llamas, and quilts...SpamBaby(tm) was of course sent to bed as soon as lovely miss goodrem arrived...

and...HAPPY 11TH PAGE SPAMBABY(tm) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has it dawned on anyone else that 11 pages is too old to call it SpamBaby anymore? I suggest SpamPreTeen until it hits 13.

i...suppose...it'll feel wierd calling it anything but SpamBaby(tm)...SpamPreTeen(tm)...hmm...nah...i don't like it...

You're right. SpamBaby(TM) is what it should stay as...who cares if it's 50 pages old and still a baby.

Awwwww :)

Happy birfday SpamPreTeenExBaby(TM) :clap:

its still our baby, and always will be

PARTY! *parties*

Trust a Petroleum Engineer to come up with that.

did you expect anything less?

Sure. Why not?

oh. well im sure you were disappointed.

i'm sure we are all disappointed...but then...what's new...

lets see. the sony-ericsson t610 is pretty new, so is the z600

can i have 1...

spambaby (tm) is growing up so fast...has any1 given "the talk" yet.

i think he picked up the basics the other night when delta and her 'hot chick brigade' visited...

yeah. we told him to go to bed, but i knew he was peeping at the keyhole

yeah...i thin kwe have taught him a little...too well...

i knew we should have given him a private session with delta

yeah....that woulda learned him...

i still have delta's no.

well give it to SpamBaby(tm)...we'll see how much he learnt from the other night...

yup. well have to get her around for the next page day anyway

yeah...we'll see if we can get that to happen soon...

+1

w00t!!!

w00t w00t 1337

w00t!!!!

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^^^winnar^^^

*holding trophy*
i'd like to thank my parents...and god...and to a lesser degree satan...and to an even lesser degree 'splosive...

and HAPPY 12TH PAGE DAY SpamBaby(tm)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^by far^^^


*gives deltas no. to spambaby (tm)*

have fun hehe

TWELVE, ALREADY!

*teary*

He/She...wait, She...it's too young to convert Spambaby(TM) to Lesbianism...maybe when it's 16.

woo *partys like its 1969*

he's nearly ready to move out...shack up with delta...and make little deltaspams...

Ones with Hair, I hope.

On their heads anyway

yeah...additional hair is optional...

who cares about other regions

Yeah true.

some people do...

yes. like bananas.

yeah...bananas like a nice hairy...other-part...

*raises eyebrow*

i think this subject interests explosive

indeed...as it should...it should interest all of us...

hairy bananas? :confused:

i thought we were talking about hairy tacos

why not? hairy bananas want to be loved too...and by loved i mean sekzed up...

point.

yeah...no body ever thinks of the hairy bananas...

i can see you do.

i think about my hairy banana

yeah...ok...next subject...

how about my pee-pee?

how about...umm...llamas..

and quilts?

and a lettuce masher

and......delta

ohhhh baby...

*imagines scene*

*touches pee-pee*

HAPPY THIRTEENTH PAGE DAY!

he's a teenager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MASHES!!!*

this calls for a BIG party!

*PARTIES HARDEST EVER ON A FORUM EVER*

WOOO!!!! *joins in*

great party, guys!

wwwwwwwoooooooo!
*PARTIES HARDER THAN EVER*

*PARTIES MORE THAN GOD AND SATAN COMBINED COULD EVER PARTY IF THEY PARTIED/EXISTED*

*PARTIES LIKE 'SPLOSIVE...+1!*

im all partyied out

*passes out*

*PARTIES LIKE SINK +1+1+1+1 +ten_times_whatever_he_ever_says*

flake...
*CONTINUES TO PARTY...*

*PARTIES AT EXACTLY THE SAME LEVEL AS 'SPLOSIVE*

*PAUSES FOR .0053 OF A SECOND TO REST*

*CONTINUES TO PARTY EXCEPT IN ULTRA-VERSION*

*NO NEED TO REST FOR SINKY!!!!*
*CONTINUES TO PARTAY*

*Stops*

ok thats it. party over.

*wakes up*

ohhhh dam gotta wait till next page party

*20 min later....*

yeah, maybe

*waits.....*

*joins azz in waiting*

*twiddles thumbs*

i reckon delta should be our official mascot. you know, 101st DELTA squadron, DELTA goodrem, it works!

you know...that isn't such a bad idea...we'll see if SpamBaby(tm) can get her to send some pics of her in army fatigues...or an army camo swimsuit...and then we'll have our new mascot...

Or even a camo condom!

(So the enemy can't see you coming)

Thats so stupid I almost choked on cornflakes!

:rolleyes: :D :P

*marvels at the possibilites of a camo condom*

delta... is a chick. i would HOPE she isnt wearing a camo condom.

oi sammo, i demand you make these condoms standard issue for all 101sters!

...except maybe jenna.

I could just keep some in my handbag. Most women of the world do that these days. :D

what, camo condoms? for that secret attack on the rear?

nah its for hit and run. They dont see you coming, and when your done they dont see you leave.

and in your case, they never even know theyve been hit

14TH PAGE!!!!! *mashes*

Faster than a speeding bullet. More super than your average sammo. its a bird, its a plane its

...
SuperSammo!

so how fast exactly is an average sammo?

a few seconds maybe?

(*parties*)

right...so a supersammo would be even faster still...making him what? couple o' nanoseconds?

something like that

All i know is that when i see him and his bazooka bearing down on me ive got about 0.1 of a second left to breathe in the sweet air.

i left this forum for a day and i missed spambabys (tm) 13th page day :cry:

lol ^^