I'll usher in SpamBaby(TM)'s 400th post day then, shall I?

401!

402...better stop before sammo locks the thread...:P

and then jan'll delete ;)

they'd never do it to SpamBaby(tm)...would they?

i dont think so, but this IS the jantar who *gasp* deleted the Fun Games we had running... who knows what he would do!?
he is like a time bomb waiting to EXPLODE

he'd be explosive then...you should swap names...

i was tempted to do some sort of pun, but it was really crap so i decided against it :)

fair enough....i don't think SpamBaby(tm) would have minded...

i dont either, but its the principle of the thing. i dont mind bad puns (in fact, i generally find those more amusing), but not crap puns

yeah...that is true...couldn't think of a bad pun huh?

nah, just a crap one

Ahhhh....can you feel the repression? I'm coming out in Stalinist rashes again! :)

Spam it up! Just keep it thought out spam, none of this numbers or punctuation etc. crap :P

what's your position on double posts?

and what about my 'bottles of beer on the wall' one?

that was thought out!

thought out...yes...WELL thought out...not really...you gotta admit to that 'splosive...

what was wrong with it?

it wasn't anywhere near a spambaby(tm)...we must aspire to make all our spam worthy of spambaby(tm)...whether it is directly contributed to spambaby(tm) or not...you never know which thread will eventually become a spambaby(tm)...

The thread lacked a storyline, plot and was overall completely uninteresting, let alone fun. :P

not to mention all the 9's we had to type in...that just isn't cool...

*is in denial*

15th PAGE!!!!
*parties!*

Go the Dumpling mash#@%#@

I concur. A surfeit of 9s will bring any thread crashing down in flames!

Does it seem to anyone else that our spamtastics are running out of steam? :D

Though a 15th page day for SpamBaby(TM) (Gawd what a terror you are Jenna! I hereby christen you Mary Shelley!)

STFU jantar

oh, and

WOOOOO PARTY!

*parties*

spambaby(tm) can get a job now!

bought time it started to support itself...how much rent are we gonna charge him?

Does he have any cute older female friends? If so, two parties a week.

Jantar, are you likening our very own SpamBaby(TM) to Frankenstein's monster??? The one he creates from parts pilfered from butcher shops and dissecting rooms???

"I had worked hard for nearly two years, for the sole purpose of infusing life into an inanimate body. For this I have deprived myself of rest and health. I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now I have finished, the beauty of the dream has vanished, and breathless horror and disgust fills my heart." (from Frankenstein)

Need I remind you what happens to Frankenstein in the end Jantar. He goes mad and then dies at the hands of his creation!!!

"He is dead who called me into being; and when I shall be no more the very remembrance of us both will speedily vanish." God forbid we ever look upon SpamBaby(TM) with anything but love. :ugh:

Trust a Petroleum Engineer to say such harsh things about SpamBaby(TM).

yeah, bastard.

*tries to create lynch mob*

*fails*

You need to bribe them...offer the mob nude pics of Hillary Duff...that'll do it.

*tries to think of something to add*

*fails*

*tries to think of something that would even remotely come close to Jenna's quoting of frankenstein*

you know in the most recent film version of frankenstein the monster was played by robert deniro?...yeah...he was...ahem...

*fails*

I hope spambaby (tm) doesnt turn out to be like Frankenstein.

the man or the monster? 'cause i don't see it as such a bad thing, having him turn out to be a highly innovative (if somewhat mad) doctor...on the forefront of technology and the like...

yeah. frankenstein himself rawks.

so spapbaby (tm) is now a boy...took u all this time to figure this out

after what he did with delta...spambaby(tm) is most certainly a man...

SpamBaby(TM) - Available at all major General Discussion forums. Posts not included.

and a big man, at that! :eek:

yes...surprisingly large...

man you've been feeding him too spam much... look at how fat he is. Cook him up some veggies or something.

/me pokes spambaby with a stick.

yeah...mashed veggies...

in spam soup, with a side order of spam and perhaps spam icecream for dessert :P

you even feed his poor goldfish Bubbles spam-for-fish (tm).

/me passes the goldfish a juicy steak.

i sammo really this ignorant, or is he just playing dumb?

Your not Sammo, I am Sammo.

:eek:

it all comes clear!

I dont recall anything being opaque. My name clearly is SuperSammo, whilst yours is explosive.

:P

no, its not


its Explosive

but am i zsinj, zsink sink, sinky...it all becomes so confusing for a simple country boy like myself...

and SpamBaby(tm) is 16 pages old!!!

*mashes!!!*

Wow!

/me gives SpamBaby(TM) a stern lecture on the dangers of Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Hey guys, I just saw this on the GameArena website. It reminded me of my first post (a mere 451 posts ago):

"Believe it or not, we get a lot of complaints when users have the ability to post whatever they want. More users get upset when interesting threads are hijacked by spam or ripped off topic by people that are either deliberately being silly, or just not paying enough attention.

This is only a temporary measure! We will be allowing normal General Chat to take place when we think people have understood that we take this very seriously, and that we want to focus on quality of posts over quantity."

They obviously don't appreciate the joys of rearing a SpamBaby (TM). :D

I thought all admin/moderators love motherhood ;)

i know my life has been enriched by SpamBaby(tm)...if it weren't for him (and the legend he has become) i would never have gotten delta's phone number...or the flip side i probably wouldn't have this rash either...but i take the good with the bad

yeah, its all worth it :D

so, who is teaching spambaby(tm) to drive?

(btw, *parties*)

probably best to get one of our tankies to teach him how to drive...never know when we'll need another tanker...

tanker smanker. I think he needs to learn to drive a jeep first.

wow...so who holds claim to our best jeep driver?

Jenna?

im pretty good at ramming stuff with my jeeps, but i dont think we want to teach him that yet

yeah...i'm pretty good at getting the jeep to roll over and over and over and over and over...and over...another thing we should avoid teaching to spambaby(tm)

yup. we want him safe, not flipped on his back!

we'll get sammo to do the 'defensive driving' course with him later ;)

Last time Sammo taught someone how to drive, this happened...is this really the best thing for SpamBaby(TM)?

yeah...i still have scars from the burns...

Yeah sink, I mean, I still have that pic of you wearing the mask you had to wear for 5 weeks after the accident...makes me cringe dude...

yeah man...that was a few months after the incident...i still can't get that goofy grin off my face...

I told you that'd happen when the wind changed...

we all know that wasnt from the accident, but from sammos 'get well' gift ;)

wtf

yeah...wtf?

you mean, it wasnt sammo!?

i thought it was you!

so it was sammo, but not intentionally...

still, wtf?

wtf is wtf?

what the fuck is wtf?

Tribes 2 is cool :)

Worms 3d is fun.

i've heard good things about this new game...it's called 'pong'...

and SpamBaby (tm) is 17 pages old!!!

*parties hard and mashes and does stuff with llamas...*

/me mashes llamas.

OMG 17!

*PARTIES HARDCORE!*

could it be spambaby (tm) has finally run out of steam (tm) ?

nevah! i think people have been too busy over the previous couple of days...you'll see...spambaby(tm) will hit the 18 mark before too long...

/me mashes llamas.

the forum was down :(

Thankyou mr observation :P

i couldent post mainly because of schoolies....u know how many hot teeny girls r out there. oooh spambaby(tm) is almost as old as me

out pervin you old fart? :P

There's no way I'm reading 490 odd posts. So what have I missed? :P

17 of Spambaby (tm)'s birthdays :P

And our love of Llamas.

Wow, Paragon, is that a picture of you in your av?

Yeah. Know that my face is most muppet like.

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kickParagon();
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If I could speak geek, I'd fire back with something equally as harsh :P

access denied.

Yeah yeah.