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swoit!
*the zombitastic duo dance off into the sunset* |
MWAHAHAHA your bath will be beset by EVIL at every turn!
and lakes of holy water! |
i meant path. path.
FIFTY-THIRD PAGE PARTY! |
how did you know i had holy water in my bath?!?
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umm... womens intuition?
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Wanton hussy! That's my line and it certainly looks like my intuition! As if pluralising it would get it past my censors...
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ahhh...that explains more than a few things...
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censors... as in sniffy-smelly censors? as in PRIESTs as in HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG THE COINCEDENCES DO NOT END!1@!@!!!!!!12!!!1 |
wow 'splosive...it's like the last season of x-files all over again...only not total fucking shit crap that makes me want to pull my eyes out and feed them to a gerbil...
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but what about the JURY OF G-MEN AND ALIENS !?>
and TEH JUDGEMENT!?!?!? AND MULDER.... MISSING? |
oh dear...i just tore out my eyes...lucky i can touch type...
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That's not all you can touch.
On that note I should celibate my 500th post :D |
OMG JANTAR YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN! TEH PUN-MASTER!
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That is two deity references in two posts! I am sensing idle (harhar - eat that pun!) worship coming on.
Just don't go cargo cult and erect a bamboo jantar over your keyboard and expect the same quality of post. You'll probably be disappointed with the increase in successful attempts at wit. |
yup.... gotta be shit to be good
with the 'celibate' one as exception. that was pure winnness. |
*zsinj finishes jantar idol*
ah damn...i wasn't supposed to make a wicker jantar? bugger... *zsinj sets fire to idol...* |
jantar... Australian Idol?
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It burns!!
Ain't no Guru wat does the Voodoo like you do in your purple moomoo. |
the voodoo doll i have of jantar keeps sticking pins in me :(
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...ok...how did you know i was wearing my purple moo-moo?
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My famous (and oft appropriated) womens' intuition.
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HOMO-SENSES TINGLING!
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wow jantar...never knew you had super homo powers...
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I'm full of hidden surprises!
Mouse traps for starters... |
to perform the way he does in bed, you HAVE to have super homo powers
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Or an endless supply of sudafed & bolivian marching powder.
It's just easier to stick with the super-homo powers in today's restrictive climate :( |
so how did you acquire your super homo powers? gay spider bite you? gayma rays? you originally hail from the planet gaypton?
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Men at Work tribute band...
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Either that or he's a closet Wham groupie.
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Explosive knows the score.
Either that or it was $3.99 maleorder. |
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