swoit!

*the zombitastic duo dance off into the sunset*

MWAHAHAHA your bath will be beset by EVIL at every turn!

and lakes of holy water!

i meant path. path.

FIFTY-THIRD PAGE PARTY!

how did you know i had holy water in my bath?!?

umm... womens intuition?

Wanton hussy! That's my line and it certainly looks like my intuition! As if pluralising it would get it past my censors...

ahhh...that explains more than a few things...

censors... as in sniffy-smelly censors? as in PRIESTs as in HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG THE COINCEDENCES DO NOT END!1@!@!!!!!!12!!!1

wow 'splosive...it's like the last season of x-files all over again...only not total fucking shit crap that makes me want to pull my eyes out and feed them to a gerbil...

but what about the JURY OF G-MEN AND ALIENS !?>

and TEH JUDGEMENT!?!?!?

AND MULDER.... MISSING?

oh dear...i just tore out my eyes...lucky i can touch type...

That's not all you can touch.

On that note I should celibate my 500th post :D

OMG JANTAR YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN! TEH PUN-MASTER!

That is two deity references in two posts! I am sensing idle (harhar - eat that pun!) worship coming on.

Just don't go cargo cult and erect a bamboo jantar over your keyboard and expect the same quality of post.

You'll probably be disappointed with the increase in successful attempts at wit.

yup.... gotta be shit to be good

with the 'celibate' one as exception. that was pure winnness.

*zsinj finishes jantar idol*

ah damn...i wasn't supposed to make a wicker jantar? bugger...

*zsinj sets fire to idol...*

jantar... Australian Idol?

It burns!!

Ain't no Guru wat does the Voodoo like you do in your purple moomoo.

the voodoo doll i have of jantar keeps sticking pins in me :(

...ok...how did you know i was wearing my purple moo-moo?

My famous (and oft appropriated) womens' intuition.

HOMO-SENSES TINGLING!

wow jantar...never knew you had super homo powers...

I'm full of hidden surprises!

Mouse traps for starters...

to perform the way he does in bed, you HAVE to have super homo powers

Or an endless supply of sudafed & bolivian marching powder.

It's just easier to stick with the super-homo powers in today's restrictive climate :(

so how did you acquire your super homo powers? gay spider bite you? gayma rays? you originally hail from the planet gaypton?

Men at Work tribute band...

Either that or he's a closet Wham groupie.

Explosive knows the score.

Either that or it was $3.99 maleorder.