OMG ITS TEH SPAMBABY's 500th Post!

/me mashes llamas.

/me llama's mashes.

In another random something or other, get my l33t talking backwards program here:

http://users.on.net/howiefc/sam/backwards.exe

and OMG double post!

:S almost thought I fragged the whole post.

Imagine how much explosives post count would go down by if I did :P

You're a strange man, dude :P

You're a strange dude, man :P

<edited to remove idiocy factor>

You can't half tell we're tired and loopy atm.

whoop de freakin do :p
Its our forum, we can do what we wants.

/me moons people as we drive by.

I'm off to bed, night.

nacht.

you know i remember when explosive and i used to spend all evening spamming SpamBaby(tm) up like you guys just did...ah...those were the days...

and OMG!!! 18th PAGEDAY!!!

***MASHES LLAMAS AND LLAMAS MASHES WITH HOT OIL, BUTTER, LARD, OYSTERS, HOT CHOCOLATE, A PYGMY, BABRA STREISAND, A GROUP OF TIME TRAVELLING HIPPIES, 'SPLOSIVES MUM AND THAT DANCING FAT MAN FROM 'SPLOSIVES POST ON ANOTHER TOPIC***

shibby, now be free go out and into the real world spambaby (tm)

hes still a bit hesitant...give him a llama

good times, sinky, good times.

OMG 18th BIRTHDAY OMGWTFBSH4X!

*dunks spambaby(tm)s head in a tub of beer*

*parties even more hardcore than what has ever been partied before*

happeh bday to spammy, happy bday too spammy, happy bday dear spammy. and you smell like one too.

now that spambaby(tm) is of legal drinkin' age he can party along with us...

*hands spambaby(tm) a jug of malt whisky and a llama*

enjoy yerself...

yeah

1000 POST!

w0000000 double party!

WOOOOO!!!! 1779th post

*partys*

WOOHOO!!!

*parties*

(i don't need a reason to party...)

Those were the days (the ones ending in 'y'? :))

wouldnt that be everyday up till tommorow? ;)

damn straight

*continues partying despite the confusion*

*joins in*

*calls his llama pimp*

*raises hand* get me 2

*test humps all sinks llamas*

*chooses particularly nubile specimen*

*finds a particularly tight one...grabs funnel and sledgehammer*

dont forget the sedatives...

oh yeah...

*grabs roofies and tequila*

even better :D

'll bring vodka

ill bring southern

vodka is better

sif

southern > vodka

i'll also bring some metho and orange juice...

sif

northern russian vodka

whats vanilla flavoured vodka like? a friend gave me a bottle the other day and i havent tried it yet

tastes like vanilla

...vanilla?

19th page!!!! party hard!!!!

*parties*

WOOO happy 19th pday spam baby(tm) or should i say spam man

19! w0000000000000000000

*PARTIES*

*partys with explosive*

*superparty*

*partys with the other two...bringing a posse o' llama hos*

*pats llama*

settle down there azz...these ladies are expensive..

k, *grabs a llama* brb in 4 hours









wait i forgot my quilt

the quilts are extra!

ooooh these 1's have silk

of course...nuthin but the best for spambaby(tm)'s 19th...

*parties some more...*

*mashes some bananas*

*mashes some apples*

I'm bored, spam time

/me mashes spam

*uses new vegetable masher acquired from future zsinj to mash a lettuce*

maybe its time to finally close this thread.
















;D

you wouldnt

you couldn't!

prolly too lazy :P

we would all leave the clan* if you did it, anyway.



*nb, not guarenteed to happen

bahahah.

:alf:

bahahah

elephant cawk

Gosh! From a century of spam to a half-millenium!

The devotion lavished(?) upon SpamBaby(TM) is truly astounding.

Though I think many of you have lost the true spirit of SpamBaby(TM). It's about the baby (and the trademark) - not the spam!

(Just as you should remember the true spirit of Christmas is capturing it on your brand new photo-capable mobile phone - as brandished by nauseating little elves).

you sure they're elves...they could be pygmies!

Nope. It was definately an elf. Any pygmy caught with that foppish-curly-headed-bubbles-grin would be speared and eaten before you can say "Shameless Marketing".

well we can all be glad for that...

im not.

pygmie lover...

and wowser...SPAMBABY(TM) just hit 20!!!!!

HAPPY 20TH SPAMBABY(TM)...

*parties like a rabid llama on heat*

now thats hot...lol

OMG SPAMBABY(TM) IS ONLY ONE PAGE AWAY FROM ITS 21ST!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

HAPPY 20TH, SPAMBABY(TM)!

ok LOCK this thread.


































































































But I can live with 40 more pages :P

of course!

What after that stargate? spambaby kills himself in a mid life crisis?

nah, spambaby(tm) retires, moves to florida and marries a supermodel...

sounds good to me... all the 101st 'teach' his really hot daughters

I'm not sure this is the life that Jenna envisaged for her SpamBaby(TM)...

yeah...i suppose not....but all kids rebel eventually...

fuck! knew I forgot to do something!


:P

my mum?

thats someone everyone wants to forget :p

btw nice decorating on the battleship... you been watching queer eye for the straight guy? :P

or the other way round...

yeah...every queer guy has an eye on 'splosive

lol, now dont get him excited

er, im not excited...

*sounds of a thud come from underneath the desk*

what's he doing under there 'splosive?

*ponders*

*ponders...gets image....cries*

its ok......*gets image*

*crys on zsinj's shoulder*

there there

*gets image*

*masturbates*

*gets image*

*runs*

raises eye brow

Do you have a monobrow?

no, and that would just look stupid.... raising a monobrow that is...

hay guys... wat server do u play on??? i wanna c if u r any good so i can decide to ask u 4 a battle :O

What NOT to say to a chick:
<Mel> I'm a lot fatter in real life :P
<Sammo> Yeah, I know but it doesn't matter :) You're a nice person

^^ ROFLMFAO Please tell me you didn't say that Sammo...

PS-> LuC.*: Just Bring it.

Yeah, he really did :P

20 pages of trash.... you people scare me....

i only have like 7 posts or something... phwaor!!!