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Azz 13-11-2003 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zsinj
that's right sammo...SpamBaby (TM) must live to adulthood, where we can send it to SpamUniversity(TM) and see it become a contributing member of society...


lol and when is SpamBaby (TM) gona reach adulthood...hehe the 18th page

Azz 13-11-2003 01:54 AM

WOO!!! 6th page

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 12:08 PM

1/3rd of the way :P

Explosive 13-11-2003 01:59 PM

aw, so cute, little 6-page-old

zsinj 13-11-2003 07:25 PM

i hope SpamBaby(TM) likes the present i got it...for it's 6th PageDay

:car:

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 08:01 PM

oh thats great, now when hes 16 pages old and can get a licence hes gonna plow himself into a wall with a sportscar.

zsinj 13-11-2003 08:29 PM

it's up to us to be positive examples for the little bugger and teach it to be a responisble driver...and as the head tanky for the clan..you shouldn't be giving it ideas about driving fast in the car Uncie Zsinj got it...

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 08:34 PM

I guess as head Anti tank guy, I should also warn him about traffic lights being good ambush spots for AT guys randomly in the street.

zsinj 13-11-2003 08:35 PM

yup...in a couple of weeks i hope he'll be ready to join the clan...so start contributing to the little guys education...he has a long way to go...

SuperSammo 13-11-2003 08:38 PM

/me teaches spambaby (tm) about zagga and rocks.

zsinj 13-11-2003 08:45 PM

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how NOT to fly...

Explosive 13-11-2003 09:04 PM

/me teaches spambaby(tm) how to give good head

Azz 14-11-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Explosive
/me teaches spambaby(tm) how to give good head


lol wat gender is SpamBaby (TM)

Explosive 14-11-2003 12:44 PM

does it matter?

zsinj 14-11-2003 01:02 PM

i think of spambaby (tm) as a form of hermaphrodite...

Explosive 14-11-2003 01:06 PM

gender neutral!

zsinj 14-11-2003 01:08 PM

yeah...what good is it if SpamBaby(tm) can't fit into both a male and female run world...that way when the women take over the world spambaby can change out of his three piece suit and into his frock and hey presto...

Explosive 14-11-2003 01:09 PM

but it will never know the joys of physical love :(

zsinj 14-11-2003 01:19 PM

or it'll know the joys of physical love with itself...what with having both male and female reproductive systems...stop playing with yourself takes on a whole new aspect of disgusting...

Explosive 14-11-2003 01:20 PM

i think thats physically impossible :|

zsinj 14-11-2003 01:22 PM

so is a baby made of Spam...we haven't questioned Jenna on her choice of adopted offspring...why question if the poor little bugger can have it's own babies...

Explosive 14-11-2003 01:24 PM

thats true, we should just drop the issue.

zsinj 14-11-2003 01:26 PM

yeah...that's cool...let's just accept SpamBaby (tm) for whatever sexual persuasion he/she/it/etc grows up to become...i mean after all...it is only six pages old...we have plenty of time to teach it stuff...

Explosive 14-11-2003 01:36 PM

yup, its just a baby! also, does that mean i cant spank it now?

Azz 14-11-2003 02:38 PM

mmmm what to teach it....

Quote:

yup, its just a baby! also, does that mean i cant spank it now?

*pulls out leather wipe*
can i help

zsinj 14-11-2003 05:15 PM

you can only spank it when it misbehaves...so when it's a naughty SpamBaby(tm)...

Azz 14-11-2003 05:19 PM

mmm, how do i tell whens it been naughty

zsinj 14-11-2003 05:20 PM

it has a guilty look on it's face...

Explosive 14-11-2003 05:23 PM

*thread has guilty look*

WHACK!

*thread cries*

*comforts thread*

zsinj 14-11-2003 05:24 PM

we should report 'splosive to social services for child abuse...


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