i like pinapples ^^

pary, it was reaaaaaaaally late at night. My brain tends to stop after about midnight.

also

/me stabs xcor.

Oh it was not late you liar :P

you and your crazy SA times :P

haha SuperSammo

/me eats knife

thats the third one!! you will run out eventually MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... ahem..

omgomgogmogmogmogmog its christmas tomorrow... hopefully noone will buy you knives for some strange reason SuperSammo.... but then again ... yeah.. :P

nah, im getting guns for xmas... then I can shoot you from a range you cant eat from....

mwahahahaha!

For Christmas i will get a sinister doomsday device to destroy all life!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!1!@~


BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHh *cough*

i'm getting a new llama for christmas...my old one is getting run down...

*burp...*

Xcor you do realise your avatar is a pokemon?

An Arbok if I recall... (checks pokedex) I dont have one!

/me throws a pokeball at xcor.

.. ow, stop throwing stuff at me!! :'( pokemon meh... pinapples own llamas AND pokemon

*gets hit by an anvil...* -.-

SpamBaby(tm) needs spam to live...

<SPAM>

Mebbe we could get some Chrisco Christmas Spam hampers for SpamBaby(TM)? Would only be $5 dollars a week for a magical Chrisco Christmas!

/me runs away screaming make it stop!

SpamBaby is no living creature to be nurtured! SpamBaby is a virus spreading through the fabric of forums everywhere. The source is this very Thread. It... must be ... be stopped. Don't be fooled by the Spam that you read, it's just SpamBaby from this Thread - a VIRUS! It HAS TO BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!111!@$1`

*raises fists*

So who's first?

SPAM

SpamBaby(tm) is never going to be destroyed! NEVER!!!

:spam: :armed:

how come none of u's celebrated spambabys pday

It was his 21st...he was out getting drunk with his mates and got passed out at the brothel...

its true

speaking of killer parties...HAPPY NEW YEAR SPAMBABY(tm)...he sure did grow a lot during this year...

*ponders*
indeed

Man, I need to get SpamBaby(TM) on these Strongbow whites...potent stuff.

your teaching him to drink!? what kinda parents are you! :P

actually...he taught me to drink...and i haven't been sober since...

Yeah, SpamBaby(TM) could put us all under the table.

well hes still younger than you lot :P

oldies ! :P

/me hides

true....true...but we can fix that...start posting more and he'll be a lot older than us...then we can put him in the old peoples home and visit him on special occasions...

oh yeah...HAPPY NEW PAGE DAY SPAMBABY(tm)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this ones been a while coming...time to get even more drunk...

*opens two more bottles of metholated spirits, hands one to spambaby(tm)*

sorry...all outta scotch...

HAPPY PAGE DAY w000000000000000

*partys*

...do u think we'll eva get over pdays

hell no...

*continues the party*

NEVAR!

k

*partys harder*

...spambaby(tm) is looking hungry...must feed spambaby(tm)...COME bACK TO US SPAMBABY(tm)!!! WALK AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!!

*FEEDS*

quad post ay?

quad post ay?

hang on a second...lococard? who the hell are you?!?!?...

He's a witch! BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!

BURN HIM!!!

*grabs some marshmellows and plates... and pinapples*

*brings a llama...for after the bonfire...*

*brings keg for..errr....drinking*

r we burning him on the steak


*not the meat steak, the wooden poll*

you call yours the steak huh?

haha... god damn.. this is a bon fire people! not a sex fire... AND dont make me 'accidently' push the llama in the fire! ILL DO IT! I WILL!!!! *sedates self*

mmm i seeee the lightttt mann.. *jumps in the fire*

quad post? looked more like a double post to me.

n00b.

Looks like explosive double posted.

Go Sammo!

Im confused :(

*dies*

oh my god!...where did i leave that printer?...

next to the computer?

no. this is the printer we were using last night...

wtf...wat fun can u have with a printer besides printing out pr0n......

dude, you were THERE

'splosive...remember we drugged azz up good before the night of printer shenaniguns...don't worry azz...we didn't do anything nasty to your unconcious body...*shifty eyes*

of COURSE not...

23rd PAGE!

*PARTIES*

well well lucky for you i had my camera.. i have "nekkid pix" of what happened that night Azz... and for your own sake i will tell you... first they inse- *zsinj jumps on me with a cloth that has metho on it muffling my words* ... *passes out from the smell*

*stabs spam baby with a tin of baked beans*

*drags xcors unconcious body off to 'splosives house*

*wakes up and finds himself in a Gaybar* ... wtf, where am i?...

*watches explosive and zsinj entertain the fellas* ...

*tries to move but it tied down with rope and leather*

YOU! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBAR! GAYBAR! GAYBAR! YEOW!

*Plays air guitar wildly*

wat happened...tell me..TELL ME!!!.........my memory is still blurry about that other night, & y does my back ache

is your back the only thing thats aching?

*throws an inflateble tumbleweed on the ground and chases it with a stick*

*joins in*

wow you really started something here jenna! how many pages you guys think it'll go up to?

My bet is it will stop at 10. Oh wait... we're up to 23??

This thread is going straight to the murky world of 100 pages!

100 pages? well that means we need to start spamming like we've never spammed before! this might even call for dodeca posts!

guys no spamming, make post useful.... like this one is

100 pages? this thing lost tonnes of momentum at 21 when explosive stopped visiting the forum every 3.141592654 seconds.

Oi! Its called a 'real life', sadly.

Dont worry, ive got 2 days off, i guarentee ill do lots of posts for ya ;)

i'm sure explosive is not a spammer, i bet he posts things more useful than this post

YES THAT IS VERY TRUE I DO POST VERY USEFUL THINGS.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF A DUCK.

oh that sexay duck again...oh baby...

lol now lets not all get excited over a duck

why?

because ducks have feathers.... and... yeah.... feathers, FEATHERS!

*accidently hits the tumbleweed to hard with the stick...* ... *picks up the remains of it and walks off sadly* .... *runs back and throws the remains at Azz and runs off*

*repairs tumbleweed & throws on ground*
hehe..he..hehe..he

*chases it with a long stick*

*doesnt touch azz with a 10ft pole*

*doesnt touch explosive with a 20ft pole*

*stares at explosive and Azz*

hmmm, interesting

...not really

:spam:

i go to work for a day and a half...leaving SpamBaby(tm) in what i think are the capable hands of 'splosive, azz and xcor...what do i find when i return...a bunch of people not touching each other...if there's one thing i've learnt...in all my years...is that not touching each other is very not touchy...so get touchin'!

*pokes xcor*

24 page PARTAY!!!!!!!

*pokes explosive*

...

*partys*

24 already!

*sniff*

*PARTIES*

i know how you feel 'splosive...it feels like just yesterday we were having our first 2nd page party...*sigh* the memories come flooding back...soon we'll have to kick SpamBaby(tm) out of the nest and make him fend for himself...that or become wierd possessive parents and make him stay at home with us until he's 45...

anyway...enough of my ranting..

*continues the partying*

i dunno...SpamBaby(tm) has dropped so low on the "Spamming" forum, this must change! have we all forgotten about him so quickly? he's 24...and has a lot of spam left in him...so come on 101...lets get him to 25 pages...at least!

Shouldn't SpamBaby (TM) be thinking about leaving home by now? :rolleyes:

I was reading the first few pages of this forum and wasnt spam baby meant to be killed? before it grew into something that was an unstoppable force and destroy the world and all man kind...

and i feel proud to be a helping hand in the looking after of spambaby... its a great honour... *sniff*

oh we can always lock him in a basement so he cant escape into the world Jenna ;)

*pokes zsinj's eye*

*replaces eye with cybernetic spam can*

yeah jenna, i don't feel SpamBaby(tm) is ready for the big harsh world...i say we keep him here until he's at least 30 pages long...then he can become an accountant...

Come back prodigal SpamBaby(TM)...all is forgiven!