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Jantar 16-02-2004 06:53 PM

By the way. A) this is his 700th post. B) I hope you're happy Jenna Shelley :D

(I really must read her book before chucking these references around. Oh well, why stop the habit of the lifetime....I say just shoot from the hip and blindfolded!)

=[OzF]=Xy 16-02-2004 07:52 PM

Come suck on my ample, proad teat Spambaby(tm) :D

scorch 16-02-2004 09:35 PM

omg this thread is about nothing (just like this post)

XcoR 17-02-2004 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scorch
omg this thread is about nothing (just like this post)


Well well.... that post means alot to us... emotionally and psychically...... this thread is about love and care and hope for spam baby! although i might contradict myself later on when spambaby moves out of jennas basement... this thread is still about anything and everything!!!1!1!14!!1!#2!

w3rd.

Explosive 17-02-2004 04:36 PM

spambaby(tm) is growing up to be QUITE teh hotz0r...

zsinj 17-02-2004 05:54 PM

oh yeah...one thing we were always sure of...SpamBaby(tm) was gonna be quite the sexay little fella...after all...he had all that fun with all those loverly ladies at one of his pageday partays...

XcoR 17-02-2004 05:55 PM

you sure they were ladies... im sure one of his parties was at explosives gaybar...

zsinj 17-02-2004 06:11 PM

oh yeah...he was REAL popular at that place...i think SpamBaby(tm) is omnisexual...

Explosive 17-02-2004 06:31 PM

YOU! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR, GAYBAR YEEEEOOOOWW!!!

*Plays air guitar and spins round on back*

=[OzF]=Xy 17-02-2004 06:41 PM

Just keep looking at my boobies Spambaby(tm) i'll save you from those homosexual tendancies :D

XcoR 17-02-2004 07:35 PM

them boobies = hypnotism..... :D

lol wtf is with that explosive... never heard of that song... 0.o
*kicks explosive when he faces me from the air guitar spin*

Explosive 17-02-2004 08:24 PM

you have never heard Gay Bar by Electric Six!?

go download it now!

NOW!

NOWWWWWWW or sammo will KICKBAN you!

zsinj 18-02-2004 10:04 AM

*zsinj quickly downloads for fear of the kickban..*

Explosive 18-02-2004 12:29 PM

thats the way!

scorch 18-02-2004 02:23 PM

wow... one thing... what is spambaby?

Azz 18-02-2004 03:29 PM

our baby.....

zsinj 18-02-2004 03:33 PM

you're posting in him as we speak...this thread, initially designed as Jenna's little attempt to quell the tide of spamming, became the 101st SpamBaby(tm)...

XcoR 18-02-2004 04:12 PM

NEVAR explosive!! NEVVVVAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes*

Explosive 18-02-2004 04:51 PM

scorch: read the thread, nublet

Itz Me Luigi 18-02-2004 07:59 PM

Sif you would read this....its 24 pages of pointless spamming......

I LIKE IT

Azz 18-02-2004 10:20 PM

where trying for the 100 p mark.....(10 years later)


w00t!!!

Azz 18-02-2004 10:21 PM

WOOO!!! 25th PAGE


*partys*

Explosive 18-02-2004 10:22 PM

*PARTIES DOWN*

Stargate 19-02-2004 12:18 AM

.

Stargate 19-02-2004 12:18 AM

79

Stargate 19-02-2004 12:18 AM

80

Azz 19-02-2004 01:43 AM

...quick, where is team spamtastic when u need em

scorch 19-02-2004 11:08 AM

wonder what im' up to

scorch 19-02-2004 11:08 AM

22

scorch 19-02-2004 11:08 AM

23

scorch 19-02-2004 11:08 AM

24

scorch 19-02-2004 11:09 AM

25

scorch 19-02-2004 11:09 AM

w00t half way to becoming un initiate (+1 now)

meaty_bites 19-02-2004 11:41 AM

ur spam thread is disapointing

u might need to take some pointers from |F :P

Explosive 19-02-2004 11:50 AM

stfu n00b

this was the best spam thread ever till these bastards came and ruined it

zsinj 19-02-2004 11:57 AM

Yeah...i agree, there were only a few pointless triple and quadruple posts until the newbies arrived...they are contaminating the spirit of SPamBaby(tm)!!!

scorch 19-02-2004 11:57 AM

you take our spam? we take your life :P

zsinj 19-02-2004 12:02 PM

what life? haven't you been reading the other threads? i've killed myself a couple a times...and 'splosive hasn't given my body back yet...this is just GhostZsinky talking...passing through walls and stuff is pretty cool though...

scorch 19-02-2004 12:09 PM

i think we were taking the life of |F

Explosive 19-02-2004 12:12 PM

wtf are you talking about, nublet?

scorch 19-02-2004 12:19 PM

not sure

Explosive 19-02-2004 12:21 PM

good, thats what i like to hear

scorch 19-02-2004 12:32 PM

lol sure sure... anyway what are you doing spamming a forum at this time of day?

Explosive 19-02-2004 12:36 PM

what else am i going to do?

scorch 19-02-2004 12:45 PM

i dunno spam someone elses forum like me :D

Explosive 19-02-2004 12:50 PM

heh, i already am spamming multiple forums

scorch 19-02-2004 12:51 PM

yeah i'm spamming GA forums too... having a nice little argument with lab about DC

zsinj 19-02-2004 03:07 PM

*zsinky returns from an extended 4 hour lunch hour...*

what are we talking about?...nah i really don't care enough...

*zsinky returns to the llama farm...*

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:23 PM

4 posts of numbers = bad spam....
1 post of pointless crap = good spam

zsinj 19-02-2004 03:24 PM

that's right xcor...you're starting to pick up on the whole 101 Spam System...

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:25 PM

hooray :D...

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:26 PM

26 PAGE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

zsinj 19-02-2004 03:26 PM

26th PAGE PARTY!!!!!

Wow...SpamBaby(tm)'s post count really is picking up!

*PARTIES*

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:27 PM

I reckon!!!!!! Carn SPambaby!!!

*parties*

zsinj 19-02-2004 03:28 PM

We'll have him up to 100 in no time!

*continues party...drinks a little too much*

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:28 PM

*takes advantage of zsinj drunk and asks him for his pin number and card*

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:30 PM

I am a Junior member now!! :D not an Intiate !!! ^^ is that because of my spam count? or just how long ive being 'ere zsinj?

zsinj 19-02-2004 03:34 PM

post count buddy...when you get to 500 you become a senior member (i thin it's 500) and at 1000 you become some other thing...1337 guy or something...

XcoR 19-02-2004 03:35 PM

ah ok cool :D... the way i am spamming i will be a senior member and part of the club in no time!!!!!!

*parties with some spiked juice*.

*stares at sammo*

Mel |F 19-02-2004 08:20 PM

I think XcoR has a crush on Sammo

XcoR 19-02-2004 08:21 PM

;)

Explosive 19-02-2004 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mel |F
I think XcoR has a crush on Sammo


who doesnt? :confused:

XcoR 19-02-2004 08:32 PM

lmfao... yeah ... who doesnt!!

Explosive 19-02-2004 08:41 PM

i dont know, thats why i asked

zsinj 19-02-2004 10:09 PM

i think SpamBaby(tm) doesn't...SpamBaby(tm) loves the pussy way too much...

Explosive 19-02-2004 10:31 PM

too true

scorch 19-02-2004 11:36 PM

wow this is really flying along now

Itz Me Luigi 20-02-2004 09:28 AM

Happy 26th page party SpamBaby(tm)

zsinj 20-02-2004 09:35 AM

good to see the new guys getting into the spirit of the SpamBaby(tm)...and by the looks of their post counts they'll be full members of the '101st Spammers Association' in no time...

*continues the party...incites riot...*

Explosive 20-02-2004 10:51 AM

*calls in riot police*

*riot police join party*

Azz 20-02-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XcoR
ah ok cool :D... the way i am spamming i will be a senior member and part of the club in no time!!!!!!

*parties with some spiked juice*.

*stares at sammo*


if u keep spaming u could be a l337 memba like me hehe

zsinj 20-02-2004 05:44 PM

yeah...but who'd wanna be like azz? :P...

Explosive 20-02-2004 07:37 PM

me?

XcoR 21-02-2004 03:05 PM

you?

zsinj 21-02-2004 04:50 PM

him?

XcoR 21-02-2004 08:48 PM

hrmm.. nice move... i think its a stalemate..

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 08:54 PM

*castles*

*checkmates you all*

I win.

XcoR 21-02-2004 08:54 PM

damn it, i knew he was gonna make that move! *slams the chess table*

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 08:56 PM

wtf, you little miscreant!

*Jumps up, pulls out 2x Mac10's*

*pwns you all bigtime*

XcoR 21-02-2004 08:57 PM

Paragon killed a teammate.
XcoR is no more.

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 08:57 PM

/me castles himself.

EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT!

XcoR 21-02-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuperSammo
/me castles himself.

EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT! EN PUSSANT!



wtf sammo... you german sausage? *throws a shoe at sammo*

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 08:58 PM

1) Second Page Party, w00t!

2) Sammo you uncultured moron :P The move is called "En Passe",
and it can only occur if the attacking pawn, when accomplishing the En Passe, will be on its 5th horizontal row.

I win :P

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:00 PM

I KNOW WHAT TEH MOVE IS, its when the pawn gets all like matrixy and pwns another pawn next to him when he moves two squares up instead of one,

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:01 PM

plus, i couldnt spell it anyway.

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 09:01 PM

No, he moves diagonally up ONE square and pwns the pawn behind him :P

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:03 PM

yeah thats basically what I meant.

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:04 PM

but he still gets all matrixy.

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 09:05 PM

True that. Chess is full of matrixy shit.

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:09 PM

actually checkers is full of more. when you get like 10 in one move, then it gets all matrixy and the board becomes the fusion transfuctioner.

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 09:10 PM

Either that or a Continuum Transfunctioner :P

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:11 PM

thats it, I couldnt think of it.

but the fusion transfunctioner's mystery isnt exceeded by its power.

Paragon101st 21-02-2004 09:12 PM

True that.

SuperSammo 21-02-2004 09:18 PM

infact its just a fancy name for a toilet brush.

Azz 21-02-2004 09:42 PM

chess is so much better than checkers

zsinj 21-02-2004 11:53 PM

and toilet brushes are so much better than chess...thus the universe balances itself...

Azz 22-02-2004 12:25 AM

take that back.....
*shakes fist*

XcoR 22-02-2004 11:58 AM

checkers sucks.... toilet brushes.. now thats a game worth playing! ....

Jantar 22-02-2004 04:41 PM

Hmm, another 202 posts should give us a millenium of spam :)

SuperSammo 22-02-2004 05:01 PM

I'm sure we'd have twice that if we glued all the other threads together.


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