SPAMMMM BABY!!! NOOOO
 

NOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PRECIOUS SPAM BABY... he grew up so fast. :'( i miss him, im disappointed in everyone letting him die for not feeding him for 30 days!!!

*dies, just as xcor does*

Bad Luigi! We assigned you to feed him. Dont you remember? :P

Besides which, with his can-do attitude I'm sure hes out of home and has a lovely spamwife whom he spams very much.

or, hes a whore :p

Im willing to put my money on the 'Whore' option.

Sinky trained him well.

I did ya mum last night.

'trained' is such a bad word for it :p

It was hard love.

I told mario to feed it :s


Sif like hard love, i love Tough SEX! well not really 8-)

*golf clap for waking up the forums*

Sounds like we need some kind of speed buggy.

It's alive...noooooo!

he's a good little whore...just like his pappy...

Damn these Smirnoff Blacks and their 1.9 drinks to a 330ml bottle.

Mmmmmm.

*dies like its 1942*

*parties like its 1453*

Touche.

Teehee. Red.

Heehee, you said red *gets shy*

MERKENDIRKY!@42152q!@

More spam than ever! Go bf2 and Xcor you'd better come back!

*Continues tradition of crappy spam*

+1

I suppose I'd best add my 2 Communaute Financiere Africaine francs - which are good in Ouagadougou for all sorts of wonderful services!

(That's the capital of Burkina Faso for the non-geographically oriented)

I think that post calls for a hearty "DIRL!"

Too edumacational for your blood eh?

Bukchawi!

You're either speaking ewok or making stuff up...

*stomps around excitedly*

I'M GOING TO HUNT A GRENDEL!

Oh happy days!

ewoks and grendels and goonies...oh my!

Grendokoonies for the win.

sounds sorta kinky...

Damn straight. Almost like a Flemmieigfojehigfeifefhwefhewfhieooby.

hmmm....*mashes lettuce*

:fro: :fro: :fro: :fro:

Just call me Guy Sebastian.

Hrm, "MoonEjaculatoryGuineaPig"...I wonder where the fuck I got that from...

dunno...sounds kinky though...:P

You're right.

That is REALLY gay looking.

yeah...i remember the emoticons being less gay on this forum...

Emoticons are gay in general, especially the ones with male smiley facessticking penii up other male smiley faces.

wtf, i got some e-mail saying Zsinj posted something here..


*teabags some fried chicken*

*teabags a teabag*

thats hot man.. like, so hot..

I did someone's mum last night.

NOT IF I DID SOMEONES MUM FIRST

Speaking of mums...

There's this really yummy mummy that goes to my Gym...should put the moves on...

Do her in teh butt!

LOLZ U SEY BUTt!!@#1

paragon, a real smooth move to make is go up to her and say "hey there.. ever bench pressed a fat dick before? D:"

or even while shes bench pressing.. unzip your pants and gently lay it on her forehead and smile.

Or, I could just say something like "Hey, want to feel my muscles?" and poke her in the eye with my cock.

i've got to concurd with 'splo's method...wait till she's on some complicated piece of machinery...then just fuck her in the butt...nothing says 'hi...' like a hard dick up the ass...