Our Theme Songs...
 

Okay, I'm just thinking...exactly what would our theme songs be?

To begin with, I propose these...

Me: "Unwell", by Matchbox 20.

Explosive: "I Touch Myself", by The Divynals.

Zsinj: "I'm the Scatman", by Scatman John.

Azz: "Gaybar" by Electric Six

Jantar: "Aeroplane Jelly" by that dude

Sammo: "Date Rape" by Sublime

The [101st]? or us individually...

[101st]
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Great Escape Theme
Tubthumping - Chumbawumba
Hell March - C&C Red Alert
Fight Till You Die - Pennywise

For Sammo:
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Roll On - The Living End
Unsung Hero - Area 7
Cant Touch This - MC Hammer (J/K ;) )

Explosive: Captain Manboobs - 99 Fat
Jantar: Elevation - U2
Zsinj: Gurilla Radio - Rage against the machine
Paragon: The bad touch - Bloodhound gang
Jenna: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
Azz: Guilty by Association - H2O
Stargate: I wanna conquer the world - Bad Religion
Stargate(2): Get a Job - Offspring
Paryniux: Mechanical Man - Command and Conquer
Xcor: YMCA - Village People

rofl sammo hears 'Cant Touch This' waaaaaay too much.

Well, for the entire of [101st], I'd have picked:

Princes of the Universe, by Queen.

Then I realised we had a fine upstanding lass in our ranks, so I thought about it, and chose:

Princes of the Universe, by Queen.

That's nasty. Sammo, I wouldn't take that lying down.

*Hands Sammo a gauntlet*

You know what to do. (I hope)...

yeah, go kick his ass, sam!

[101st]: Were gonna take on the world - Mustard Plug

Explosive: Outta Control - Sloppy Meateaters
Explosive: George of the Jungle - Presidents of the united states of america.

I am so great.

EDIT: I (splo) did not write this! it is sammo editiing my posts! but i am great.

EDIT: Sif I (Sammo) edited this post. Sif frame me! I didnt do it.

sif gaybar is my song.....i like sammo's selection better

well...i know where para got scatman for me...but...i don't scat in the musical sence (well...ok...there was that one time at a cousins wedding...but i was so drunk they had to resucitate me three times...)

and i've never heard the one sammo suggested for me (downloading now...god love this new fangled internet thingy...)

edit: ok...that song rocks...thanks sammo...:D

DAMN YOU SAMMO, EDITING/DELETING MY POSTS :(

what did you post 'splosive?!?

lol...now some1 is being a forum nazi

almost as much as benny!

on second thoughts, nowhere near ;)

Ah, such a funny thread (thanks for starting it Para). "Bittersweet Symphony" heh? I liked that song enough to buy the CD - you must have psychic powers Sammo!

And Para, you said we have "a fine upstanding lass in our ranks" - are you talking about Jantar or myself? I will admit to being a fine lass, but I don't know about the 'upstanding' part. :P

he was talking 'bout jantar

Oh... right. Good to clear that up.

The mind boggles....

Lass? Since when were I a lassie (arf arf!)

Well, I was talking about Jenna, but seeing she herself has said she isn't an upstanding individual, I'll reneg on that :P

Jantar though...he'sjust a fine, upstanding...upstander.

problem is he's upstanding ALL THE TIME...

That goes without saying.

Learn to sit down man!

he's just too 'stiff'...doesn't want to let the team 'down'...

you know, there are pills for that...

Someone better prescribe him some then.

yeah... ill forward him some from my email address.

spam mail, of course...

Good show old chap

do you want any?

I don't really need any...I'm fine sitting down thanks.

oh, ok then

SECOND PAGE PARTY!
*parties*

*mashes like a carrot*

*parties hardcore*

*mashes lettuce*

lettuce? That's pretty hardcore.

yup, lettuce mashers are damn hard to find

tell me about it...but the future holds some hope!

soon... soon...

all our dreams will be REALITY!

ALL our dreams???

almost

ah nuts...

correct ;)

XcoR: YMCA - Village People <--- ROFLMAO

That is all.

really? is it REALLY all? i think not...

back on subject for this post (one post only...) but can i also throw "Murder by Numbers" by The Police for one of my own theme songs (why only have one since sammo seems to have his own album...)

that MAY be all...

Words of Wisdom:

If your ever wrong, deny it.... if in doubt, throw a grenade.

right you are chief...
*throws a grenade*

*catches grenade*

*eats grenade*

I doubt you were in doubt when you threw that grenade...

*throws grenade because he is in doubt*

*catches grenade because he's in doubt as to what it is*

*eats grenade*

*burps*

/me plants the explosives.

What on earth makes you think Explosives grow on trees sammo? :P

His mum did :P

Is there a boggle emoticon? If not, I think I need one. Right.......about...........now!

sammo... you can plant me anytime you want ;)

I think there is a bog(gle) emoticon? Kinda looks like a giant filthy turd. Layer upon layer of animal excretement, you know that kind of emoticon. The kind that makes you want to run outside and into oncoming traffic.

:bang:

:sinister:

no, neither of them works

:fu:

:D

those ones are very different from each other :confused:

yes, one is red the other is slightly yellow with some big arse teeth.

no

yes

maybe

yes, no, maybe, i dont know

can you repeat the question?

there was a question?!?

what?

who?

yes we have no bananas.

no bananas?!?! what happened to them all?!!? we had so many...so many precious bananas...

spambaby ate them :S

wow...he sure is a hungry little bugger...oh well...we can always get more bananas...more precious bananas...

to put up our buttholes

...er...okie dokie...

One might like to question 'Splosive's sanity at this point in time. One might also like to question why I'm looking at my joystick thinking "Damn, that's a joystick".

i think you wish to put it up your butthole.

joystick in butthole

banana in butthole

penis in butthole

:eek:

um...okie dokie...

you lub it

blinks.

i believe that should be:

*blinks*

either or.

i think that should be:

either oar.



;)

oar/awe whatever.

*blinks*

here we go again.

at least he did it right...

i did something right?!?

*blinkz0rs*

Nearing his final stretch, Michael grabbed Tamara and threw her onto her back and grabbed her long, shapely legs, wrapping one of his around one and reting the other against his shoulder. He plowed into her as hard and fast as he could while Tamara wailed on, bucking back. He felt Tamara clamp down on him and he just lost it.

Man thats one helluva car crash.

Yeah, Sink got lucky there/

:confused:

:alf:

OMG STFU WITH THE FUCKING ALF!

its not the fucking alf. He is alf!

:alf:

THere is no fucing alf or alf. He just is.

:O dont say that you'll hurt his feelings!

yeah...a guy with a mouth that big (just about the right size for elephant cock) would get his feelings hurt by that...

:alf: <- look at how sad you made him!

sad, horny, its all the same

yeah...looks to me like he wants some hard elephant cock to me...