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Hungry little devils

What I want to know is what sort of bad luck he thought he was avoiding....

Quote:

PHNOM PENH, March 29 (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.

"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.

"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.

Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck. ((Reporting by Ek Madra, editing by Ed Cropley; Reuters

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Well at least he don't need DNA testing when a woman claims a child is his :P

Xy cringes ..... think happy thoughts ... think happy thoughts.....

That's just... wrong.

yeah...everyone knows hungry evil dead spirits prefer the testicles...the penis being tough to eat and harder to deep fry...

Sinky, you can eat my penis any time you want

Can I videotape that?

and sell it to the mass media for your own profit? i think NOT!

however, if you sign these privacy forms you are welcome to.

*slides crumpled slab of paper over to mel, with hand covering most of the page so that only the dotted line can be seen*

*looks at his desk full of documents*

Hey hang on, here's the forms she needs to sign, if I've got these, then you must have....oh dear.

*shuts up and moves away slowly*