Damn straight. Almost like a Flemmieigfojehigfeifefhwefhewfhieooby.

hmmm....*mashes lettuce*

:fro: :fro: :fro: :fro:

Just call me Guy Sebastian.

Hrm, "MoonEjaculatoryGuineaPig"...I wonder where the fuck I got that from...

dunno...sounds kinky though...:P

You're right.

That is REALLY gay looking.

yeah...i remember the emoticons being less gay on this forum...

Emoticons are gay in general, especially the ones with male smiley facessticking penii up other male smiley faces.

wtf, i got some e-mail saying Zsinj posted something here..


*teabags some fried chicken*

*teabags a teabag*

thats hot man.. like, so hot..

I did someone's mum last night.

NOT IF I DID SOMEONES MUM FIRST

Speaking of mums...

There's this really yummy mummy that goes to my Gym...should put the moves on...

Do her in teh butt!

LOLZ U SEY BUTt!!@#1

paragon, a real smooth move to make is go up to her and say "hey there.. ever bench pressed a fat dick before? D:"

or even while shes bench pressing.. unzip your pants and gently lay it on her forehead and smile.

Or, I could just say something like "Hey, want to feel my muscles?" and poke her in the eye with my cock.

i've got to concurd with 'splo's method...wait till she's on some complicated piece of machinery...then just fuck her in the butt...nothing says 'hi...' like a hard dick up the ass...