THANK YOU!!!!

I'd just like to thank Goon, 'Splosive, Sammo, Jenna, Xcor, Jant, Belg, Stargate, Pary, the new guys that i can't remember the names of, azz, a few of the ozf guys...without all of you i could never ahve stolen the 1000th post from paragon, and that my friends...will be a memory i will treasure until the day i die...thank you...thank you all.

Now on a more serious note...lets party till llamas are an endangered species!!!

FUCKIT Sink got it!

FUCKFUCKFUCK

HAPPY 1000th POST SPAMBABY@(&@()!(!(

*Gets drunk wif the Aardvark*

HAPPY 1k POSTS DAY, SPAMBABY!

*Starts the BIGGEST party 101st has ever seen*

*Gets drunk in 5 mins, passes out*

next goal... 1337 posts

*gets with fat, ugly llama*

the 1000th post is now more befitting the occasion...this deserves more than a mere party...this deserves...AN UBERPARTY!!!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PARTYPARTY

*blows whistle thing*

w00t

Wait, I'm passed out...

*gurgle*

Congrats?

thanks mel, join the party..this ones gonna be going for a few pages at least!

*continues partying, hands mel a drink with a little umbrella sticking out of it*

tropical!

*tries to think of something to spam*

*continues partying...*

*parties down*

Speaking of parties, come to Berri for a parteh around June 27th :P

where's Berri?

In the middle of nowhere ... where there is nothing to do but bother cows ;)

what wrong with cows? i mean, they obviously arent llamas but whos counting

I'll have you know Berri has not one pub, but TWO!
It is, indeed, the party town.

Townsville only has like, 10 or so :P

man canberra has like 3 times as many when your drunk.

WOOO! 1023 posts in this Thread!!!!!!!!!!!! :D... sammo you drunkie.....

This thread is very short.

Posts: 1

... sif n00b :P

pffft i own u :)

All gay cowboys everywhere agree: Your sig(s) are teh gayz0r!

i love gay porn too!

well then Jamo will get along just fine with you wont he Explosive.. lets hope its not to 'fine' .... 0.o

*gets ready to make a run for the door*

*blocks xcors escape*

where you going purty mouth? muahahah

Straka thought it would be funny if he added that to my sig, but I've grown attached to it now.

Dammit, I'm not kidding. Come to Berri in June! Sif stay in smoggy Sydney or Canberra :(

i live in queensland mel...and although it is smoggy up here, it's just the right amount of smoggy...not too much...not too little...juuust right...

Oh, well, you can still come too I guess :P

huzzah!

Even if you do have a name I can't pronounce.
BTW, can you tell I'm bored at work?
and also, I wanna be a 1337 member such as you

it's a lot easier to pronounce if you call me sinky...and yeah...here's for boredom at work...

you are well on your way to becoming a member of the 101st Spammers Association...although you may have to join 101st first...i dunno...we'll have to have a commitee meeting...

*sinky puts on judges wig and grabs little wodden hammer thingy*

the 3rd commitee meeting of the spammers association hereby comes to order....LETS PARTY!

*parties*

just call him 'sink' or 'sinky', thats what we do

beat ya 'splosive...

bastard *parties in robes*

Sif go over 24 hours without posting here. You guys are getting slack.
Or, Mel, the ultimate thread killer, has struck again! Muhahaha!

I learnt an important lesson tonight. It is vital to get the 'sherman' into the 'rear base'.

If it pleases the court, I'd like to enter this evidence.

we are sorry mel... is this better?

Shhh, she'll kill the thread again :P

that's a good point you've got there para... shhhhhhhh be vewy vewy quiet

there we go i spammed every forum we have here (that i can see) now it's time for me to go bed

spamz0r...

i have also spammed the forums, assuming the 'last post' role on all forums...i feel special...and have fuzzy warm feelings in my special place...

I will now take that mantle off of you zsinj... do not fear though cos i'm sure you will take it right back :P

warm fuzzy feelings return once more...buahahaha

lol unlikely cos i'm still here :P

i will have my fuzzy feelings back!

you cannot win zsinj

i fear old age is gripping me...that or i haven't drunk enough of my special cocktail...i've called it "Zsinkies Super Sudo Crack Magic Shake"...i think there's a huge market for it in places where crack cocain can be sold legally...

ooooo can i have some?

no

YOU'RE MEAN :P

I'll come back and try killing this thread later.
You underestimate my powers!
Be afraid, be very afraid.

i know i'm shaking... just looking at that pussy in your avatar makes me scared :P

well it would if you were a stick insect...

do you have something against stick insects?

Stick insects am the winnAr.

he just hates pussy

SaMmmmmOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

sammooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo

SssssssssAaaaaaaaaaaMmmmmmmmmooooooooo[Gaymop]

stfu nub (ps the gaymop was a nice touch)

I live!!
*walks out*
*trips over a stick insect*
*dies*

bwahahahaha!!!

*stick insect becomes angered and attacks, killing zsinky in a bizarre yet creative way*

*xcors ghost watches zsinj getting owned by a stick insect*

ahh what a life *goes to sit on a chair and falls through it* damn it!

i like chairs

*zsinj's ghost stands up...sees xcors ghost lying on the ground...laughs*

*also laughs but attracts the attention of stick insect*

*runs screaming*

yes phear the insect

Round 1:

FIGHT :P

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... zzz... zzzz..... :killtard:

*dies*

*me walks into the room eating a donut......*

trust you to be eating a donut bwhahahahahhaha

w00t 37 page party

*stares at maria*

*stares at maria, mario, and mariii...all of which look funny*

haha he called you maria

and thats a GURLS name

haha...he mis-spelt girl

lmfao....

really? did you 'lmfao'? if so, provide pictures...explicitly detailed pictures...

No! Please don't!

awww...mel...ruining all our fun...

Any females want to rape a male 23? I won't goto the police I will promise to enjoy myself.

make that 2 males...

haha mel is a GURL

haha, you spelt girl wrong again...and this isn't spam...no really...i'm serious...

I'd offer to do some rape-age but I wouldn't wanna ruin your fun :P

:)

Wow...that's some sekzay uncle sam action you got going there...did you all realise that it was in fact sammo in all of those pictures of uncle sam...now i know what you're all gonna say! "uncle sam's been around for longer than sammo and it looks nothing like him!"...well fuck you!

Thats all well and good guys but....

heh heh...stfu...die irl plz...