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Slaide 05-12-2004 10:39 PM

Mrs Slaide on the way!
 
Coming soon on 26th of February.

Already told her no sex on Tuesday or Friday nights.. Unless it's of course before 8.30pm

Slaide

Doubt 06-12-2004 09:23 AM

Congratulations :D

[zero]Remorse 06-12-2004 12:41 PM

wooohooooo that is EXCELLENT news slaide!!!! I was wondering when it was going to happen.... i got to keep that night free u c ;)

with the sex part - wake her up for it when u get to bed..... or if we have to excuse u for 2 mins while you go and do the deed, then that would be fine (just make sure u don't fall asleep afterwards!!!) :P

[zero] Evidence 22-12-2004 05:23 PM

Congrats Slaide!

Gaming won over your woman, tisk, tisk. :P

[zero]Remorse 24-12-2004 04:30 PM

nah, it's a compromise.... he'll be "with" her the other 5 nights of the week at her every whim and fantasy (or is that "fancy" :rolleyes: ) but just on tue and fri nights he must satisfy her before satisfying us :P

DirtyHarry 27-12-2004 10:33 AM

Congratulations simon................o and Mrs Slaideeee!

TISM 03-01-2005 10:54 PM

Post a pic of her. Thau recons he knows her. He said "she goes alright".

SilverScope 04-01-2005 09:04 PM

congrats slaide!! nice work :)

Spydz 07-01-2005 12:36 PM

congrats Slaide...i'm actually getting married in april...*eek so close now*

Slaide 08-01-2005 12:52 AM

Congratz yourself then spydz.. :) Hope everything goes well with the planning & ceremony (well and life after that as well). I basically just said... You're planning, I'm paying.

Slaide

Spydz 08-01-2005 09:43 AM

thanks dude...got all the suits and stuff sorted on thursday that was a 'this is really going to happen' moment...

[zero]Remorse 10-01-2005 12:57 PM

scarey stuff this :eek:

congrat's to u 2 spidey

slaide - I hope that arrangement works out better for you than it did for me... I ended up paying over $20,000 for 6 weeks of blissful marriage, followed then by 7 weeks of hell before she left, and she never paid a cent to me for it, despite all her promises that she'd pay for her half.... lol!!! If there's ever a next time for me (scarey thought)... the LADY can pay for it, and I'LL organise!!!! :D

Slaide 10-01-2005 06:39 PM

Sorting out the suits on Saturday... =D

I always laugh when I hear stuff like I'll pay half. Well. The bills will be shared.. :P

What's her's is her's and what's mine is hers.... :/

Slaide

[zero]Remorse 11-01-2005 12:45 PM

hehehe.... good to hear u know the score :D

[zero] Evidence 20-01-2005 09:26 PM

rofl - I hope my girl friend doesn't read this forum... EEK!

well since we are on the topic of marriages I have been going out with this chick for nine mounths and 1 week exactly, and I am totaly head of heels with her. We have talked about it.... but it's not going to happen anytime soon, which she knows and is fine with.

She's great!

...still waiting for steam to download latest patches... :sigh:

[zero] Hero 02-02-2005 02:45 AM

its a bit late but congrats to you slaide

just a little humour :
Quote:

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
--King Vidor

Quote:

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner

Quote:

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
--Jeff Foxworthy

[zero]Remorse 03-02-2005 01:03 PM

hahaaha so true! :D

but then again... free peanuts for the rest of your life when they are the nicest peanuts you've seen is worth a 747 :P

Instinct 04-02-2005 02:49 AM

indeed .... as long as it's free ...
as far as i know nothing is free, there's always a price to pay :P
lol

btw .. .sorry bit late, but congratz to u guys who are getting married, hope u have a long lasting marriage until u guys are old and dead heheh .... ummm, also have many kids n stuff ....

[zero] Hero 04-02-2005 12:12 PM

May children spring forth from this union like a water fall after a summers storm :P

[zero]Remorse 04-02-2005 01:40 PM

roflmao!!!!! yer.... go and make some more [zero]'s :D

[zero] Hero 04-02-2005 08:41 PM

2 1/2 children ?

Slaide 07-02-2005 08:51 PM

The day I have my kids sitting in front of a computer screen playing games, is the day I'll get the ruler out and....

Slaide

[zero] Hero 08-02-2005 07:54 AM

build them computer desks of there own ?

rotfl

[zero]Remorse 08-02-2005 01:22 PM

roflmao!!! good one hero :D

my daughter know's which PC is her's, and has a desk and chair etc right next to me :D

(ok, and when she's in bed that PC becomes the zero cs server ;) )

she almost never uses the PC tho - in the bit of time I do get to spend with her, we're doing other activites and games together :D

Spydz 25-02-2005 09:12 PM

at the moment its her paying for most things...which is good for me :P

[zero]Remorse 26-02-2005 09:28 AM

hip hip hooray for slaide and mrs slaide today :D

have a great day guys, and make sure u post some photos of the big event!

DirtyHarry 26-02-2005 12:38 PM

YEAH WELL DONE MR & MRS SLAIDEE!

Slaide 27-02-2005 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [zero]Remorse
hip hip hooray for slaide and mrs slaide today :D

have a great day guys, and make sure u post some photos of the big event!


The marriage clock is underway now. :P Thanks guys.. I'm waiting to get the digital photos from the photographer (he's putting them on a CD for us). I'll post some of the choice ones.. (eg the ones that don't make me look like a total retard).

I'm sure all the guys whom have been married, understand that "Shit I'm glad that day is over"

:)

Slaide

[zero]Remorse 28-02-2005 12:55 PM

woohooo slaide!!! congrat's :D

honeymoon? no holiday or anything? what about having a week off (including no PC) just to get to know your new assets?

and no slaide, I never felt "glad that day's over" as I was so looking forward to the wedding night and the honeymoon - both times. The 2nd wedding night was prolly the best night of my life - well, it was at the time anyway..... i quickly learnt it was not a good marriage at all.... oh well... :P

Slaide 28-02-2005 10:51 PM

I'm sure you've got the rose coloured glasses on rem.. :P

Anyways.. As for the assets.. I've been cashing them in for 8 years..

Slaide


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