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[zero] Hero 21-01-2004 10:38 PM

russia has to much to do
 
Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load. Hehe, good to know their army is doing something really important!

[zero]Remorse 22-01-2004 11:55 AM

roflmao!!! When they get it up, i'm sure they'll be needing a cold one, and so they open a few tins and all that beer will be gone anyways ;)

[zero] Hero 22-01-2004 01:37 PM

lol ya :p they will crack it open as soon as they get it out. better for them to drink it then no body drink it

[zero] Evidence 27-01-2004 03:07 PM

HAHAHAHA! Good'old russians! they must like their beer!!

[zero] Hero 27-01-2004 05:53 PM

i thought it was vodka they liked :P

[zero] Evidence 28-01-2004 03:06 PM

Meh, ok, their just thirsty...

[zero] Hero 28-01-2004 04:53 PM

i think the only reason they like vodka so much is because it won't freeze :P
i'm guessing that beer would be frozen lol maybe they want to use them for weapons god knows they need them :P

[zero]Remorse 30-01-2004 12:17 PM

rofl!!! throwing a frozen can of beer as a weapon! ouch it would hurt :rotfl:

That reminds me that some years ago i saw a friend using custom sprites for grens in cs - i think it was the HE gren that was a can of beer! It was the only time you had to run run run when somebody thru u a can of beer! :D

[zero] Hero 30-01-2004 07:19 PM

:banging: :killtard: :sinister:
rotfl
lol that would be a cool avatar a guy throwing a can of beer and hitting some guy squar on the noggin :P

Dark_Flash 30-01-2004 09:10 PM

rofl. i expect you to animate it then hero!

[zero] Hero 30-01-2004 10:10 PM

lol i'll see what i can do :D

OH OH OH i have a video of a guy getting a sledge hammer to the nuts :D

[zero]Remorse 03-02-2004 11:40 AM

rotfl

/Rem whinces


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