Sammo's weekly banter
 

So you've found your way to the internet. Congratulations. You can now experience both the highs and the lows of the human genome.

The genome however is becoming increasingly diluted as people desperate to get laid seem to be mating with the smarter monkies. How else would such a thriving species be bought down on its knees, with its face in the mud, singing I'm a little tea pot?

Remember: Everytime you mate with monkies, god produces an idiot.

Peace out.

Smart monkeys > many many humans.

look at mojo for instance.

I dunno, I look at Camilla Parker Bowles and think "Christ, must have been a dumb Monkey..."