Omgasl - The Lost Dr Seuss Poem

This is for you DF..... I have it on my wall at work.... I live by this!

Titled: I Love My Job!

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation
I love my furniture, drab and grey
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software
I hug it often though it won’t care
I love each program and every file
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job – I’ll say it again
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!
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