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[zero]Remorse 13-12-2003 10:48 PM

All I want for Christmas....
 
In my letter to Santa, apart from asking for the usual french maid (eventually he'll give in and get me one you know! :P), this year I asked for this: http://www.arisesirtoy.com/prod228.htm

Our clan is so popular that people make biscuits and poseable dolls after us :rolleyes:

[zero] Hero 14-12-2003 12:18 AM

:P nice
but where is mine :(

Slaide 14-12-2003 10:39 PM

Is lego really that short?

Slaide

[zero] Evidence 23-12-2003 10:54 AM

He allso looks a little bit 'stiff' :D

[zero]Remorse 23-12-2003 10:39 PM

rofl evidence!!!! altho i was thinking the same thing, i wasn't going to say it ;)

[zero] Evidence 24-12-2003 01:00 AM

Roflmao...

007: "looks like you have caught me with more than my hands up"

//me slaps myself

ok that enough dirtyness for one week :)

Lego 24-12-2003 10:51 PM

Yes he does look a bit stiff, infact looks nothing like Orlando Bloom, nor myself. We'll both much sexier !! :P

[zero] Evidence 25-12-2003 09:59 AM

rofl!!! to true! :D

SilverScope 25-12-2003 12:27 PM

lego is sexy, but no where near as sexy as rem........ ok maybes thats stretching the truth a bit to much.... :D

[zero] Evidence 26-12-2003 01:10 AM

Nah SS I think your even sexier than the both of them :)

But none of you would match up to my big ball of charisma :D

Dark_Flash 27-12-2003 02:18 AM

that reminds me i saw return of the king today. very good movie. see it. *glares at you* exactly what i expected from such a huge project. peter jackson did an awesome job

[zero] Hero 27-12-2003 09:53 PM

was good but i have a feeling the end wasn't true to the book :S
i'll have to read it again its been a long time since i read it.

[zero]Remorse 03-01-2004 02:13 PM

i thought it was ok... much the same as LOTR2, and nowhere near as good as LOTR1, and yes, apparently the last 1/2 hr with all the fairwell's and goodbyes and hugs and sniffel's isn't in the book - the book stops at the point the ring is fixed up (no, i haven't read the book, but I went to see it with someone that has :P)

[zero] Hero 03-01-2004 07:48 PM

no the book doesn't finish when the ring is destroyed. frodo and his pals does return to the shire but its quite the opposite to what the movie says the shire was like :P

i don't want to give it away incase there are a few reading this that havn't seen the movie yet.

[zero] Evidence 03-01-2004 10:19 PM

I thought [blank] was ment to [blank] when he was [blanking] [blank] on mt'dooms [blank]. apparently [blank] was ment to [blank] off with [blank] --- so i didn't want to spoil it for everyone else, oh well....

m3h.

[zero] Hero 04-01-2004 12:26 AM

ha ha :fu:

[zero]Remorse 06-01-2004 12:55 PM

That was good Evidence... Someone should make a show like that, and maybe call it Blankety Blanks :rolleyes:

[zero] Evidence 06-01-2004 06:56 PM

Rofl...

Dark_Flash 07-01-2004 05:01 AM

i think there was sex involved :rolleyes:

[zero] Blyth 10-01-2004 07:38 PM

Rem,

I too asked for the usual 12 virgins for Chirstmas but alas, I beleive that he takes delivery of them first.

So now I would be happy with 12 blow up dolls!

(There go's my sick sence of humor again!)

[zero] Hero 11-01-2004 06:14 PM

hey blyth long time no see.

(and i'm to young to know that :P)

[zero] Evidence 14-01-2004 02:07 AM

hmmm, blow up dolls... sounds kinda kinky :)

Me wonders how desperate you would have to be to 'do' a blow-up-doll. And allso wonders what one would look like inside out..

OH OH!!! Rem Im sure you can get a french maid!!

[zero]Remorse 14-01-2004 01:11 PM

rofl bly.... i think the comment about santa taking delivery of them first went over everyone's heads ;) rotfl

the thing with blow up dolls that i don't get is that wouldn't they "blow up" and pop when you stick penetrative objects into them :rolleyes:

Evidence: got any suggestions? I could offer free accommodation and maybe even free use of my pool and free meals if someone would come and do my housework and weed the garden and paint the house, cut the lawn, babysit, cook, do the shopping......... I just don't understand why no french maid has ever accepted my offer??? :rolleyes:

[zero] Hero 14-01-2004 05:29 PM

ohhhhhhhhh rotfl ya that did go straight over my head

[zero] Evidence 15-01-2004 01:16 PM

hehehe didn't go over mine :P it's sorta like a joke i once heard...

Q: Why is santa so jolly?!

A: He knows where all the bad girls live.

[zero] Blyth 17-01-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:



Q: Why is santa so jolly?!

A: He knows where all the bad girls live.


Can someone steal his address book or rip the pages from the book marked "Cheap Ho's"

Thank YOU!

[zero] Evidence 18-01-2004 02:13 PM

hahhahahaha


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