ATTN: Paragoon
 

dear goon

i hope you dont mind getting all these random SMS's

that is all

while we're at this sort of thing...

dear santa,
i'd like to clear some things up regarding a previous christmas gift...i clearly stated on my correspondence Re: My Christmas List, dated 17th of December 1987, that i wanted a red bmx bike with a bell and wheel noise makey things, the GI Joe and Transformer toy recieved did not match the requested gift...i hope this letter is explanation enough for why i poisoned the reindeer, shot your wife and smeared excrement all over your house, in addition to sending you a death threat in the form of one of your pets' heads mounted on a spike in your front yard every christmas...

your friend, zsinj

Dear zsinj,

I love you.

Not at all splosive. Random SMS's are good.

even the ones about people taking a shit?

That freaked me out.

But it was still cool.

ok then. i wont be hesitant in sending you random thoughts anymore.

well, except for the fact its an ultra waste of money.

Para ... your buff just cuff him over the ear next time you see him ;)