In light of other such threads...you know you play too much BF when..
 

1) You say "F1F1" to someone IRL when they ask you to do something.

2) When you get into your car, you look for the Key "W" to make it go forward.

3) You utter the term "Requesting Reinforcements" when it's someone else's round to buy drinks.

4) You actually think walking up to a girl and shouting: Requesting a pickup! will have an effect.

5) Even worse is using walkie talkies to do it.

6) You press 'k' before you start typing chat programs or when starting a Word document.

7) You watch WWII documentaries and relate it all back to BF and you know most of the units.

8) You call the real-life battlegrounds "maps"

9) You sometimes think of death on TV shows/movies in terms of <someone> is now more.

10) You start typing things like <someone> [weapon] <someoneelse> in chat rooms.

holy shit i need to stop playing lol

11) you throw landmines into oncoming traffic.

12) You drive straight at someones car and jump out so the cars hit eachother.
13) You start yelling "Bail Out!!" to the passengers inside a plane.
14) You have dreams about Bf1942.
15) You drive over a railway track expecting to get your car blown up, by the tracks.
16) You actually remember the things that show you play too much Bf1942.

17) You wish you'd copyrighted the first thread of this type so you wouldn't have to think of something original to say every other 50000th thread.

18) You cannot reach orgasm without playing a round of battlefield...

omg lol, keep it comin.

i know a mate that thinks like that...but he dreams of cs

19) When you go skydiving and instead of pulling your cord to your parachute when your told to, you pull it 1 metre from the ground expecting a soft, safe landing.

20) You jump off high places aiming to land on a sandbag and not die/break limbs

21) when you're about to be hit by a car you pull out a frisbee (landmine) and put it on the ground hoping it will halt the car

22. You would rather be on the bonent of a car, instead of actually inside it, when hitching a lift.

23) You run out in the middle of a runway expecting to be picked up by a plane takeing off or a plane landing.

24) You try and go prone in other FPS that don't have it.
25) You think you won't get tired from running around and jumping continuously
26) You fear sliding down mild hills

27)whenever you get shot you grunt or yell out "Hey!" and are surprised when you bleed to death, your last words: "but i was standing next to the first aid box!"

You get into your car on the right side.

Um, Sammo...

We're right handed drive, remember?

Does that mean everyone plays BF? :P

uh I meant left :P DIRL PLZ K THX
drive on the left, sit in the right.