Recruitment Drive
 

It has come to my attention that the 101st Spammers Association is in desperate need of members...since we only actually have two official members (now that xcor has packed his little dragon ball z lunch box and run away...the little scamp) and one honoury member...so the call goes out to those who have a post count of 400+ to post a message in here...if the existing members agree, you can become one of the illustrious...one of the elite...one of the uber sekzay...join us...you know you want to...

I'll join!

wow para, i'm amazed we never signed you up before this point anyway...chuck on the sig tag type dealio...

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Yay!!!

*Sets down Yugioh Lunch box and starts dueling with himself*

I was thinking of handing back my membership actually, is this where I come to do that?

handing it back!??!?one

...i...i am speechless...twice in one week...that has to be a record...

I am the invoker of guacamoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolE!@ #~1

Vote #1 for pary not getting the Tag.

If only you were as funny on our forums as you are in your columns ;)

PLUS you dont meet the minimum post count.

All your base are belong to sammo.

omfg you're in it too now. Christ.

Hey wait, I have someone to duel with!

*Activates Swords of Revealing Light and sends his 2400/2000 Summoned Skull after Sammo's 0/500 Kuriboh*

SUCK IT !

WTF why is Sammo in the association!?!?

I think he just decided to sign up without consultation - RUDE!

Yeah like least I had the decency to ask!

Well, it was a statement-question.

Okay, I just stated.

Still, I got ok'ed.

Bye now.

w00t.

Out of protest I'm not handing in my resignation!

*pumps fist*

GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL POWAH@&!&)@&$&*

Hold up...

*puts hands down pants, looks sheepish, walks off*

Hmm, did you feel around properly? Are you sure there's something down there?

Yeah, I think so, once sec...

*feels around some more*

Hey, wait up...

*pulls his python out of his pants*

How the hell did you get there?!?!?

It is alarming that you would get your trouser snake confused with your BABY carpet python!!!

He's getting pretty big though...

Mind you, you're right.

:armed: See sig.

sammo's a prostitute now?

Well, apparently...

is your snake only a baby?

gah, here was my imagination thinking you had something big...