XENA MOVES TO MELBOURNE TO FIND HUSBAND
 

Lego, thanks for your news post at http://www.clanzero.net/.

Your timing is very good! I'm single, ready and willing! :wave:

I'm rapt that Xena has come here to find me!!!!! :D :D :D

/Rem rushes out the front door, walking the streets, looking for his warrior princess. :kiss:

I don't know which is more shocking. Xena looking for husband in Melbourne or someone actually posting news on the zero site.

Slaide

I was bored.

Slaidey? Is it really you??? :clap:

No, must be an imposter :cry:

Oh, while I was running the streets of Melbourne looking for my warrior princess and shouting "Xena! Xena!" .... this girl called Xena responded to my calls!!!!! :D :D

She came running towards me, surrounded by police!!!

But she had blonde hair, and wasn't half the woman my Xena is :cry:

Anyway, she was running towards me with this baton, and I got pushed off the road by police on motorbikes. :( This bus went driving past me.... and it had some name on the side like Queens Baton :eek:

She's not the REAL Xena. I think you got conned Lego. :P

Single again rem! Think the xena outfit could be it?

http://www.clanzero.net/

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

soz..... blubber... blubber..... i can't..... drool ..... drool..... speak...... blubber drool

Reakon Gabrielle could go for me? :P

nah.... according to the latest news, she's after some dude that plays CS, other than that, you'd fit the bill ;) rotfl

PS. I'm still drooling over that awesome Xena pic - thanks!!! :D

hahahhaha Lego..... gw on the latest zero news again!!! Yes, that's the Xena I saw running with the baton towards me when I was shouting "Xena! Xena!" through the streets of Melbourne :D rotfl

Was wondering when you were going to see that :P

You see, I need something to enterain me during breaks from UNI study. Be prepared for a weekly (twice weekly maybe) xena website update!!

woohoooo EXCELLENT!!! I'm drooling already with anticipation :D

rofl I just saw your latest news posting rotfl "LUCY LAWLESS IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS" roflmao!!!!! rotfl

Lucy Lullabies hey... I could really have some unexpected dreams with that ;)

Actually, Lucy is a great singer as well. She sang a lot in the Xena series :D

I better keep an ear out for her album... or maybe i'll see a post about it sometime in Zero News ;)

GOOD WORK Lego!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

NEWS OMG!
what about no news is good news ?????

where's my news update???

Lego, you're dangling a carrot in front of me, and i'm drooling.... :rolleyes:

:)

http://www.clanzero.net/

wow - now she is ALL WOMAN!!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Do you hear the sultry tones in her voice.... as if she's thinking of me as her little child..... It reminds me of a pic that Instinct found of me with Xena some years back:



I love your work Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL. Never saw that image.

hahahaha new one for me
rem u cheeky devil u!

lol.... a few years ago former [zero] Instinct saw that article in a newspaper, thought of me immediately, scanned it, added that text, and then posted it on the zero forums for me. I'm so glad I kept it :P