while we're at this sort of thing...
dear santa,
i'd like to clear some things up regarding a previous christmas gift...i clearly stated on my correspondence Re: My Christmas List, dated 17th of December 1987, that i wanted a red bmx bike with a bell and wheel noise makey things, the GI Joe and Transformer toy recieved did not match the requested gift...i hope this letter is explanation enough for why i poisoned the reindeer, shot your wife and smeared excrement all over your house, in addition to sending you a death threat in the form of one of your pets' heads mounted on a spike in your front yard every christmas...
your friend, zsinj
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