Here's somthing to waste 5 mins of your time.
Basicly, this website consists of a live feed webcam of a dude dressed up in a chicken outfit who does what you type into the box below the picture. (within reason)
It's not live 24/7 as I'm sure the guy(s) who do this have a life elsewhere. (ok, you can stop laughing now)
Anyway, here's the link.
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Report back here what stupid things you have made him do