And I could be Zorro! Running round slicing S's into stuff. Then Xcor could walk in and say "its been a long time, Mr Bond". And we could cut to a fighting scene from the original blue Batman followed by some cheesy 60's dancing and a game of pool of which the fate of the universe rests, with 2 2 balls and a nigh unsinkable 8 ball. Then Jantar and Paryniux can jump through a hole in time (along with their tank for picking up chicks), covered in black stuff and we cut to more Batman, and finish with the donkey/dragons from Shrek 2. And of course Mel's camera will stuff up and miss filming it all
Thats pretty much what happened? right? Guys?