well we have this cat right... and it pisses... (go figure) so one day i sneaked up from behind it (with a glass in hand) and managed to sneak the glass between its vagina and the floor and PRESTO cat pee in a glass, i later chilled it to allow the bacteria to accumilate around the molecules of the cats piss. once there was enough layers (i mean you need to wait till theres green spots in the yellow liquid) you drink and pray for the best. anything else you would like to know ?