lol slaidey! I thought of u but ruled u out immediately, so you're in the "all other zero's know my e-mail"
(sif you don't know my e-mail!)
Lego, I thought that might have been what you were referring to! roflmao!!! I think fruitkake was the "bot" but I really struggle to remember who it was that thought he was a bot.... I remember that person got all angry about it... and took ages to accept it was really a human being behind the name
Was it Evidence?
I'll take a leap here and despite all your distracting "clues", I reckon Gabrielle's new "Down Under" boyfriend (that cracks me up!) is
FruitKake!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I win?