My fellow clan members and friends, I have had enough of this shitty life of mine and have decided to do something really worthwhile with my pathetic existence.
This may come as a shock to some of you but I intend to join a guerrilla force and to fight selflessly for the liberation of the oppressed Bolivian people. It is better than online gaming, working for a lousy company and a living with a nagging wife.
Quite frankly, they can all get stuffed!!!!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP ME OR TALK ME OUT OF IT. MY MIND IS MADE UP!
My decision has been made -
I have attached a picture of my fellow freedom fighters here.
Goodbye everyone - Your clan-mate, and friend.
TISM.