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Got this in an email, enjoy.
)I've edited this post. See if you can guess how)
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: .. You have two llamas .. You sell one and buy a Aardvark. .. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. .. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CAPITALISM (or Enro-capitalism): ... You have two Llamas. ... You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four llamas back, with a tax exemption for five llamas. The milk rights of the six llamas are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven llamas back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight llamas, with an option on one more. Sell one llama to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine llamas. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your Aardvark. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: .. You have two llamas. .. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four llamas. .. You are surprised when the llama drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: ... You have two llama. ... You go on strike because you want three llamas. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: .. You have two llamas. ... You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary llama and produce 20 times the milk. ... You then create clever llama cartoon images called llamkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas. ... You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas. ... Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas, but you don't know where they are. ... You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas. .. You count them and learn you have five aardvarks. ... You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep. ... You count them again and learn you have 12 goats. ... You stop counting printers and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: ... You have 5000 llamas, none of which belong to you. ... You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas. ... You have 300 people milking them. ... You claim full employment, high alpaca productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: ... You have two llamas. ... That one on the left is kinda cute...
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lol...but i find that last one offensive
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lmao
That is awesome
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Lmao, nice stuff
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seen it before.
therefore, YOU SUCK
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Like your mother did last night, dude?
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correct
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Cool, just checking.
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to much writing so i havnt read it... but i felt like posting this pointless post because im cool... :]
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oooh u r so cool <sarcasm>
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oh you're so cool!!!
huh? what does sarcasm mean? (This post has been an unsolicited post brought to you by members of the 101st Spammers Association)
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hahahahah teh funnies!111
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OH NOES!1!@1!11!!!!1!!
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....and it later news, Hell Freezes over! Christians take it as a new coming of Christ...
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....& xplosive gets bored with llamas.......
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never.
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lol, wat happened to those aardvarks (if thats how u spell it)
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sammooooOoOOoooooOOOoOoOoooooo
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[GameOp]
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