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Old 16-01-2004, 08:13 PM
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I'm sick of my job. Need a new one. I'll relocate if I have to.
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Old 16-01-2004, 08:35 PM
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haw, i hate my job too, Never buy ANYTHIN from IGA, they are such a bunch of dickhead arsewipes pov bitches from the south side of india....
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Old 17-01-2004, 12:35 AM
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well para...i have some llamas that need to be tended on a part-time basis...the job may require you to keep the llamas...'pleased'...and no explosive...you can't have the job...i don't want all my llamas running off with you to the bahamas like the last time you were around...
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Old 17-01-2004, 05:59 PM
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I know XcoR, we have an IGA down the road. Never have what you need when you need it, and always do when you don't need/want it.
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Old 20-01-2004, 12:29 AM
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i tend to avoid that store altogether. all the shop attendents are dumb 14 year olds....last time i went in there i asked where the coke was and he said to ask the manager...
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Old 20-01-2004, 01:08 PM
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lmfao!... i am 14 0.o.... but i dont give a shit about the store and the people who come in and buy the crap... they ask the dumbest questions, customers, im in the dairy department storing the milk and stuff.. "where are the eggs?"... and the eggs are right next to me... seriously... and if you wanna really piss the fruit and veg guy off at IGA - keep picking out the lettuces that are shit and being sitting there for weeks... and pick up the grapes off the floor and give it to the fruit n veg guy... haha... yeah IGA sucks full stop... dont buy anything from IGA unless you have seen the product in another store... never trust the tomatoes... EVIILL!!!!

anyway... so how about that weather ey? sheesh
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Old 20-01-2004, 06:20 PM
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meanwhile.. you wouldnt happen to find a job up in cairns now would ya Paragon? .. you already only live like 4 hours away from us... !

"so close no matter how far..."
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well para...i have some llamas that need to be tended on a part-time basis...the job may require you to keep the llamas...'pleased'...and no explosive...you can't have the job...i don't want all my llamas running off with you to the bahamas like the last time you were around...

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Old 24-01-2004, 03:37 AM
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im sure that job will come again explosive...............AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 24-01-2004, 11:15 AM
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yeah 'splosive...you can come 'round and take an interview...para ran off with madame helga...
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Old 24-01-2004, 08:10 PM
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BASTARD!

time for a para-hunt
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Old 25-01-2004, 12:37 AM
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we shouldn't have trouble finding him...we just need to follow the cum-stained llama crap...

*zsinj re-reads the above post and realises he just crossed the line...he loves it...*
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Old 25-01-2004, 02:00 AM
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lol...i thought u all liked it
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Old 26-01-2004, 12:47 AM
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by all I hope you mean the three stooges.
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Old 26-01-2004, 11:54 AM
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the three stooges? what has moe, larry and curly got to do with this? unless you're starting a 'which stooge was the hottest' thread...which i will have nothing to do with...'cause it was obvioulsy larry...
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Old 26-01-2004, 05:38 PM
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...I'm officially scared now.

Come hunt me 'splosive. I'll just have to go Jason Bourne* on your ass.

*For those of you who have no idea who Jason Bourne is, read the Bourne trilogy...The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum. Highly Kickass stuff by Robert Ludlum. Jason Bourne is the protagonist of the novella's, and he makes Solid Snake (From Metal Gear/MGS) Look like a complete pussy.
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Old 26-01-2004, 05:50 PM
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but dude...Solid Snake was a pussy...
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Old 26-01-2004, 06:19 PM
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Yeah true.

Okay, Jason Bourne makes ME look like a pussy. There.
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Old 26-01-2004, 11:57 PM
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woah. he must be one hella coolness.
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Old 27-01-2004, 12:08 AM
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He is man. He kicks the ass of Block Ops CIA just cause he can.
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Old 27-01-2004, 06:50 PM
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wow...ok then...i's gotsa read this book...does it come in "easy to read - for kids"?
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Old 27-01-2004, 09:33 PM
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Nah man, it's pretty heavy yet addictive reading...get the trilogy novel though...it's around 27.00
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Old 28-01-2004, 04:52 AM
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just download the pdf version of kazaa
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Old 29-01-2004, 10:51 PM
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if it isn't easy to read for kids i may not be able to read it...my mental age being 'Foetus'...
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Old 29-01-2004, 11:43 PM
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*acts shifty*

*steps up to Zsinj softly*

*bangs a cymbal, Zsinj fails to notice*

*Man, I'm l33t*

*Slits sink's throat*

*realises he picked up a spoon, not a knife*

*Walks off, still acting and looking shifty*
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Old 30-01-2004, 09:09 PM
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*turns around...shrugs...looks around some more...eats some ice cream...smiles...dribbles a little...has sex with llama...goes to sleep...dreams about llamas*
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Old 31-01-2004, 11:42 AM
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*dreams about sink AND llama*
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Old 31-01-2004, 05:50 PM
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*dreams about llamas, 'splosive, azz and mashed lettuce...*
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Old 31-01-2004, 08:29 PM
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LMFAO Who needs TV when ya got these forums? It's like comedy all round.

On a more serious not, Robert Ludlum has many a good book. The Tristan Betrayal is the one I'm reading now.
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Old 31-01-2004, 09:39 PM
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I liked "The Adventures of Mr Smog-Face"
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