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Old 30-08-2002, 01:10 AM
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General poetic injustice

I wake up dreaming, screaming
Of a net without a zero
If I could shoot the little fuckers
I'd be an instant hero

I look behind the crates
I search thru all the rooms
I peak around the corner
Oops . . I'm in a zero's zoom

Oreo with his green stick
It makes a sexy boom, but
I'd like to pry his back end
With the blunt end of a broom.

As I pull back from the corner
I feel a sense of dread
The red stain on the floor
confirms I'm really dead.

I wish for a larger keyboard
So I could bind a few more keys
to tell the little bastards
what their arseholes mean to me

I'm destined to be fodder
in their silly little games
The only recourse I have...
resort to calling names

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Old 30-08-2002, 07:36 AM
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i dun get it :p
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Old 30-08-2002, 09:23 AM
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lol.. very amusing
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Old 30-08-2002, 09:31 AM
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hahah gg tism very nice
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Old 30-08-2002, 12:37 PM
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hahahahaha!!!!! TISM who did u get to make that up??? v creative :p

(i'd like to bend Oro's green stick myself)
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Old 30-08-2002, 12:54 PM
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erm.. I think oreo should see a doctor about that..

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Old 30-08-2002, 02:24 PM
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I see a place,
a place without clans,
without a clan that hates clans
it members that cant win.

Its WHC you see,
cause they play CS
like they cant see.

I have often said,
WHC you have to,
open your eyes
when you fire you see, WHC.
Cause when always dead,
you just dont see.

Zero is ownage,
ownage is Zero,
now WHC,
even im your dream,
its a prowleing zero.
you see.
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Old 30-08-2002, 03:11 PM
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General Re: poetic injustice

Quote:
Originally posted by TISM
I wake up dreaming, screaming
Of a net without a zero
If I could shoot the little fuckers
I'd be an instant hero

I look behind the crates
I search thru all the rooms
I peak around the corner
Oops . . I'm in a zero's zoom

Oreo with his green stick
It makes a sexy boom, but
I'd like to pry his back end
With the blunt end of a broom.

As I pull back from the corner
I feel a sense of dread
The red stain on the floor
confirms I'm really dead.

I wish for a larger keyboard
So I could bind a few more keys
to tell the little bastards
what their arseholes mean to me

I'm destined to be fodder
in their silly little games
The only recourse I have...
resort to calling names

TISM

ROFL good work Poem Queen!
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Old 30-08-2002, 03:30 PM
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dam tism i got some compertition now i will post my poems soon
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Old 30-08-2002, 04:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by [zero] Blyth
I see a place,
a place without clans,
without a clan that hates clans
it members that cant win.

Its WHC you see,
cause they play CS
like they cant see.

I have often said,
WHC you have to,
open your eyes
when you fire you see, WHC.
Cause when always dead,
you just dont see.

Zero is ownage,
ownage is Zero,
now WHC,
even im your dream,
its a prowleing zero.
you see.

nice try but.............kthxbi.
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Old 30-08-2002, 05:22 PM
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Sorry blyth... its not as good as tisms, tisms rhyms better...

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Old 30-08-2002, 05:41 PM
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lol booooooo to bly :p
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Old 30-08-2002, 05:47 PM
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Is a blyth a dood.
No he's a noob.



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Old 30-08-2002, 06:20 PM
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very nice tism
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Old 30-08-2002, 06:22 PM
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no wait !! he's n000d
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Old 30-08-2002, 08:54 PM
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That was my Dr Seuss reply.
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Old 01-09-2002, 09:39 AM
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U pls should get the ghost recon sound pack for cs..its frigin awsome .........makes it way better...fav sound is bullets bouncing of the wall and the ground near my ass...when im under fire....and even better...the para..whe ni open up with 100 rounds..cyclic...or the colt..or even the new deep ka-thud of the shotgun its so sweet
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Old 01-09-2002, 11:21 PM
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Whats da Ghost Recon sound pack got to do wif da thread.

Shes a bit off topic there Red, Take the green ones for a more sane reply. LOL


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Old 01-09-2002, 11:26 PM
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n e way wher can i get the pack
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Old 01-09-2002, 11:29 PM
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http://games.telstra.com/gamearena/r...etails&id=1439
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Old 02-09-2002, 01:04 AM
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meh, Realsim Pack fan.
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Old 02-09-2002, 06:14 PM
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It is good...

Except the blood looks.. well.. comical.

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Old 02-09-2002, 09:58 PM
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I downloaded the recon pack, and some other random skins, probably what you guys have had for ages, but it looks good. Just need a better pc to handle all the drawing now, lol.

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