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Old 12-10-2003, 12:56 PM
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help! can i join
how do i join this clan do i just ask is it public or private tell me plaease.

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Old 12-10-2003, 03:08 PM
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Hello Welcome to the Zero forum.

To join us you have to send us the underware of Alyssa Milarno or Jennifer Love Hewitt.

We like to ware them on our head while we play.

I know Rem does.

Quite simple really.
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:34 PM
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1st, Do what blyth said...

Take notes boy:
we are a social/privert clan not a waring clan, so you have to know us to get in

If your realy desperate to join this clan talk to Remorse.
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Old 12-10-2003, 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by Lord Elad
1st, Do what blyth said...

Im told that Elad likes to ware a nappy on his head even after all that work with the clincal shrink
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Old 12-10-2003, 04:23 PM
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To join us:

1) We dont war (not any more anyway)
2) Normally we have to know you first.
3) If your a fun type person and dont act like a mofo and a bad sportsman when you play your 1/2 way there.
4) We (Well me anyway) still want you to send womens underware while its still warm (dont ask any questions
5) Generally, we only take players with broadband connections, but if your using 2 tin cans and a piece of string that counts as broadband to us. (to Elad anyway)

6) Have you been in any other clans?
We no longer accept people that have been in WHC, we are trying to gain credibility(He he).

Soz for all the jokes, but being a social clan I have to crack some funnies at someone.
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Old 12-10-2003, 04:58 PM
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myself i would prefer Saddam Hussein real sperm delivered before the next electrical storm to my labratory / bassment in the hills of some ghost town, then i will need a young vergin , 3 pigs, the heart of a unicorn, a gods toe clippings. also please wash your neck and say good bye to any loved ones you may have.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



oh and some milk.
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:28 PM
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Oh, the ability to stick ones head up their own arse equals instant membership.

Send photo. (The Cartoon isnt accepted)
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:33 PM
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also if you can match blyth (check out avatar) your just a pure legend so your in. (must be shown in person.

p.s. i still won't my last list aswell
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:10 PM
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Cutting straight to the chase, no, you can't join.

Yes, I am postive.

No, we won't reconsider.

Yep, same to you buddy.

Bye.
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Old 13-10-2003, 11:47 AM
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oh, and for the record, no i don't wear Alyssa Milarno's or Jennifer Love Hewitt's underwear on my head while I play..... it's XENA's (mmmm leather!)

tom - where state are you from? what clan's have u been in? why do u want to join us? tell us more about yourself

like ppl have said above, we play together as a clan cos we like it and we like each other, not cos we're pro-gamers and have to win at all cost.... $2 does it for blyth most of the time anyways
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Old 13-10-2003, 06:04 PM
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lol @ oreo..

nice one..

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Old 13-10-2003, 08:27 PM
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Old 14-10-2003, 01:01 PM
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6) Have you been in any other clans?
We no longer accept people that have been in WHC, we are trying to gain credibility(He he).

I'm actually IN WHC..... so what happens to me?



And also tom, you must tickle a hyeena right before my eyes.

Captolise the start of your sentences and put ?'s at the end of questions.

(note: "IN" is not a link.)
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Old 14-10-2003, 06:23 PM
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does this count?
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Old 14-10-2003, 06:46 PM
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nono thats a crap pic. ive seen a much better one.
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Old 15-10-2003, 04:24 PM
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doubt?

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Old 19-10-2003, 12:16 PM
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lol, i think you guys scared tom off pretty darn quick, good effort roflmao
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Old 19-10-2003, 02:59 PM
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not intentional by my part
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Old 20-10-2003, 04:50 PM
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I might have been trying..

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Old 06-11-2003, 02:38 AM
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yeah sure you can!
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Old 06-11-2003, 01:36 PM
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lol evidence! wait until he's walked well away .... hahha
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Old 15-11-2003, 05:51 PM
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My be he's in trainning for the head up the arse trick or looking for a bigger glass than the one in my avatar, now that would be a real acheivement!
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Old 17-11-2003, 02:41 PM
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ROFLMAO @ Blyth!!!!

***passes Jug to tom_da_bomb***

Here you go mate, milk away my good friend.
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Old 22-11-2003, 07:12 AM
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so mean people .....
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