Has this happened to you?

[TISM]

The other day I walked into a public toilet to find two cubicles, one is already occupied. So I entered the other one, close the door, drops 'em and sits down.

A voice then comes from the cubicle next to me and says, "G'day mate, how are you going?"

Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replies,
"Yeah, not too bad thanks".

After a short pause, I hear the voice again,
"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, I reply, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"

I then hear the voice for the 3rd time.....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some dickhead next to me answering all my questions".

[Spacecataz]

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Dark Flash

[Dark_Flash]

rofl thats a good one did it actually happen to you?

[Mudhoney]

I love it when ppl answer their mobiles in teh dunny. I always keep quiet until they're right into conversation, then I splash, fart and flush as loudly as possible. Wtf are they thinking, taking calls in the can??

[DirtyHarry]

ROFLMAO.................................... a quick poo ......................

[Fritzs Fleas]

I can't hold a conversation while on the can or with someone who's on the can. It's a private moment which should not be disturbed!

And what if you dropped it? apart from the cost and hassle of a new phone you would leave the other person hanging, you could hardly say "hey I got to go, your in a toilet bowl"

[Fritzs Fleas]

Actually if you shouted at it they might hear you, but anyone around might mistake you for a nutcase who talks to his shit.

[DirtyHarry]

shit is tism best mate!

[[zero]Remorse]

rofmao!!!!

aaaah... TISM - it's good to have u back from holidays

[Slaide]

I remember taking a call for one of the other guys at work. It was a pretty urgent call, so I put it through to his mobile.

"Hey mate.. got a call for you"
" err..."

* insert plonking and farting sounds*

"Oh I see... You're in a meeting."

Slaide

[[zero]Remorse]

"oh i see..."

slaidey - pls don't tell me it was a video phone!!!!!

[Fritzs Fleas]

you don't need to point it at your crotch