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Old 15-11-2003, 08:52 PM
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Well, 3 days after finishing high school, ive got my first (real) job without having to go to all the effort of writing a resume, or looking, or any ofthat crap.

I was lying around reading when my neighbour calls me up from the local shopping centre. The conversation went a little (little) like this....

*Wavering view for dream-type sequence*

Him: "Sup homey hows it hanging"
Me: "Hi"
Him: "Youre looking for a job arent you"
Me: "Yeah..."
Him: "Be ready in 15 mins, ill pick you up to come talk to this guy"

So anway i go down there to the shopping center and to this mobile phone booth type thingy and my neighbour introduces me to this guy and we talk about the job a bit and hes like:
"Can you start tommorow"
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And there you have it. Decent job (i hope) with no effort! Score!
Only problem is now ive gotta do some study, learn about mobile phones and plans and shit. Just finished exams, now im back into it. w00t

Ah well, at least i get paid pretty decently for this
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Old 15-11-2003, 11:14 PM
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cool man...just don't try to sell us mobile phones ok...if you do we'll kick your ass....
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Old 16-11-2003, 12:14 AM
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Sell me one real cheap that does Polyphonic ring tunes so I can have the Yugioh theme as my ringtone, please
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Old 16-11-2003, 03:58 PM
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/me slaps Paragon

no more yugioh for j00! >.<
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Old 16-11-2003, 04:01 PM
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yeah i wont a fone too....can u do some good deals
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Old 16-11-2003, 05:33 PM
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oh alright...it seems the masses want phones...so i'll reneg on my 'kick yer ass' comment and say 'if you sell us phones we'll probably all buy some...'
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Old 16-11-2003, 06:25 PM
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Heh, just had my first day, not bad not bad.

Itll be better when i get to start actually selling phones/plans instead of just accessories/refering customers to manager...

Meh, itll come.

THEN ILL CON- er, GIVE GOOD DEALS TO YOU ALL!
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Old 16-11-2003, 06:26 PM
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[shifty]can you get me a job 'selling' mobile phones[/shifty]
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Old 16-11-2003, 06:27 PM
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Sorry, my mum is all booked if thats what you mean
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Old 16-11-2003, 06:41 PM
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Is your mum a Mobile Phone?
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Old 17-11-2003, 12:12 AM
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Close baby, but no cigarro.

Speaking of cigars...
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Old 17-11-2003, 12:25 AM
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Yeah, I could go one now myself..
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Old 17-11-2003, 12:28 AM
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*pulls out cigar*

arr thats better

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Old 17-11-2003, 12:29 AM
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*Pulls out a 20 cm long Cuban*

That's not a cigar....THIS is a cigar!
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Old 17-11-2003, 12:34 AM
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20cm cuban?....oh...cuban CIGAR...
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Old 17-11-2003, 11:05 AM
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*coughcough*

remember kiddies *breaks into song* it dont mean a thing, if you aint got that swing, do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap whap
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Old 18-11-2003, 12:54 AM
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Old 18-11-2003, 06:55 AM
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Old 18-11-2003, 12:17 PM
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spambaby(tm) isnt here. this is more like a cigar-room
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Old 18-11-2003, 03:26 PM
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i'm with sammo on this one...THINK OF THE SPAMBABY(TM)!!!!11
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Old 18-11-2003, 08:05 PM
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You know Sink, the image for your sig there...it almost looks like the turret of the tank has two eyes, and the turret is a nose...dunno where the mouth is though.
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Old 18-11-2003, 10:10 PM
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Good work on the job. Now for the haircut....
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Old 18-11-2003, 10:10 PM
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Oooo - hurray! I'm in Paragoon's sig thingy under the weird muppet!

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Old 18-11-2003, 11:04 PM
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That's damn right. I have no idea what my Muppet is either...I *think* it's Bert with one eye.
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Old 18-11-2003, 11:14 PM
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thanks a lot goon... now whenever i look at sinkys sig im gonna see that face
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Old 18-11-2003, 11:16 PM
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But it's a friendly face dude...not toally unlike that of the Two-Toed Sloth. Man, those things could yawn and look adorable.
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Old 18-11-2003, 11:18 PM
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but a tank is kind of cool and beefish, a stupid face isnt
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Old 18-11-2003, 11:20 PM
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Unless said stupid face belonged to a cow.
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Old 18-11-2003, 11:26 PM
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