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Has this happened to you?
The other day I walked into a public toilet to find two cubicles, one is already occupied. So I entered the other one, close the door, drops 'em and sits down.
A voice then comes from the cubicle next to me and says, "G'day mate, how are you going?" Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replies, "Yeah, not too bad thanks". After a short pause, I hear the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?" Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, I reply, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?" I then hear the voice for the 3rd time..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some dickhead next to me answering all my questions".
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rofl thats a good one did it actually happen to you?
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I love it when ppl answer their mobiles in teh dunny. I always keep quiet until they're right into conversation, then I splash, fart and flush as loudly as possible. Wtf are they thinking, taking calls in the can??
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ROFLMAO.................................... a quick poo ......................
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I can't hold a conversation while on the can or with someone who's on the can. It's a private moment which should not be disturbed!
And what if you dropped it? apart from the cost and hassle of a new phone you would leave the other person hanging, you could hardly say "hey I got to go, your in a toilet bowl" |
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Actually if you shouted at it they might hear you, but anyone around might mistake you for a nutcase who talks to his shit.
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shit is tism best mate!
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I remember taking a call for one of the other guys at work. It was a pretty urgent call, so I put it through to his mobile.
"Hey mate.. got a call for you" " err..." * insert plonking and farting sounds* "Oh I see... You're in a meeting." Slaide |
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you don't need to point it at your crotch
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