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Old 20-02-2004, 11:59 PM
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Default Goon's weekly review. This time, Jeepers Creepers 2!
Okay, I didn't go into this movie expecting much. From the get go, it looked like it was going to be your basic Teenage slasher flick.

And it was.

Basically, the plot goes like so. Since its conception, an ancient evil thing, the "Creeper", awakens every 23rd spring to feed for 23 days. What it feeds on, I'm sure you can guess.

On the dusking of the 22 day, enter a busload of Highschool/College kids. Creeper uses a funky shuriken to blow a tyre, night falls, chaos ensues.

The acting in this movie was bordering on C-grade. You'll see a few faces you think you've seen before, but you just can't place them. Still, a few of said faces get eaten anyway, so it's all good.

I don't think I really need to explain what occurs in the movie. Although, for a Horror movie, the gore was strangely lacking. I mean, it's not like it's got "Cabin Fever" type gore in it (Cabin Fever was a recently released horror flick; worth a laugh if you can spare two hours).

To basically sum it up, you could do worse for whatever the cost of a ticket is at your local theatre. Semi-okay timekilling stuff here folks, nothing more.


Rating:Halfway between Mojo's Monkey and Para's Aardvark.

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By the by, I wrote this at midnight. Any spelling errors can be blamed on my lack of sleep.
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Old 21-02-2004, 01:23 PM
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...well theres another movie to put on my *DO NOT SEE!!!* list.......anyway does anyone know when hp3 is comin out
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Old 21-02-2004, 03:04 PM
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HP3'll hit our shores around september i think...

goon, you seen Mona Lisa Smile yet? that's one i really need a review for before i go and see it...
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paragon, jeepers creepers one, was awesome... well i love the song in the end anyway...
"jeepers creepers, whered ya get those peepers".... it rocks
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Old 21-02-2004, 04:54 PM
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well xcor there's something you have in common with elderly people...the love of that song...and the fact that you routinely piss your pants...
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hahaha...
i know you piss your pants too!
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oh hell yeah!

who doesn't!!

come on people...be honest!!!
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well seen as though we are being honest, I pee myself more than twice a day!!!!
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I've actually been thinking about seeing Mona Lisa Smile Sink...but my hatred of everything Julia Roberts is erecting a precautionary shield. Even IF Julia Stiles and Kirsten Dunst are in it...

I might go see it tomorrow or something.
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Max Payne the movie :O
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Max Payne practically is a movie, Sammo
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it should be

could you imagine the cinematic effects.

Oh, wait...
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Old 21-02-2004, 08:31 PM
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Yeah, bullet time will be taken as being soooooo realistic
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Old 21-02-2004, 08:33 PM
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I can imagine the quick reloads looking good too. rolleyes.

The sniper shots would be cool though.
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Yeah true. Although...the new Ben Affleck move, "Paycheck" has him doing some Max Payne level shit. Might be worth checking out...

I mean, it's directed by John Woo. So we can overlook that whole Affleck thing.
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you could always movie-oke over it. Apparently they've found a way to digitally edit actors voices out of movies, so you can do your own (like kareoke) (sp)
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I'd imagine it wouldn't be too hard. For a fine example of this, I recommend "Kung Pao, Enter the Fist"
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Even Hercules Returns
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X-D John Howard playing Yoda.
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Well, he's kinda green I guess...
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been sniffing to much metho? Yoda is purple!
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Yep, he got kinky with a Rancor one too many times and has now paid the price...shoulda used protection.
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or like barbra streisand in the rocky horror picture show.l
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She looks like she's never out of Rocky Horror.
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Kung pao and hurcules returns are 2 of my all time favourite movies.
I give them 5 naked hobos up
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