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Public Safety Notice
>Subject: Physicians vs. Gun Owners..
>Physicians: >a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. >b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. c. >Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. >Dept. of Health & Human Services) > >Now think about this: >Guns: >a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. >b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1 >,500. c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. > >Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous >than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do" > >FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE >DOCTOR. > >Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors >before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! > >Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics >on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek >medical attention. |
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so in summary it better to get shot than have a doctor operate on a kindney transplant
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What about a physician with a gun?
What if a physician shot you? What if a physician shot you, another operated on you and then sued you for emotional damage?
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what if DIE IRL PLZ
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this is true...as a fully unqualified gynocologist i can say that you would be far more safe to get shot than allow me to examine you...
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lmao explosive
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what if zsinj... what if... 0.o
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