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Got a job
Well, 3 days after finishing high school, ive got my first (real) job without having to go to all the effort of writing a resume, or looking, or any ofthat crap.
I was lying around reading when my neighbour calls me up from the local shopping centre. The conversation went a little (little) like this.... *Wavering view for dream-type sequence* Him: "Sup homey hows it hanging" Me: "Hi" Him: "Youre looking for a job arent you" Me: "Yeah..." Him: "Be ready in 15 mins, ill pick you up to come talk to this guy" So anway i go down there to the shopping center and to this mobile phone booth type thingy and my neighbour introduces me to this guy and we talk about the job a bit and hes like: "Can you start tommorow" and im like "yeah cool" And there you have it. Decent job (i hope) with no effort! Score! Only problem is now ive gotta do some study, learn about mobile phones and plans and shit. Just finished exams, now im back into it. w00t Ah well, at least i get paid pretty decently for this
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cool man...just don't try to sell us mobile phones ok...if you do we'll kick your ass....
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Sell me one real cheap that does Polyphonic ring tunes so I can have the Yugioh theme as my ringtone, please
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/me slaps Paragon
no more yugioh for j00! >.<
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yeah i wont a fone too....can u do some good deals
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oh alright...it seems the masses want phones...so i'll reneg on my 'kick yer ass' comment and say 'if you sell us phones we'll probably all buy some...'
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Heh, just had my first day, not bad not bad.
Itll be better when i get to start actually selling phones/plans instead of just accessories/refering customers to manager... Meh, itll come. THEN ILL CON- er, GIVE GOOD DEALS TO YOU ALL!
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[shifty]can you get me a job 'selling' mobile phones[/shifty]
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Sorry, my mum is all booked if thats what you mean
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Is your mum a Mobile Phone?
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Close baby, but no cigarro.
Speaking of cigars...
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Yeah, I could go one now myself..
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*pulls out cigar*
arr thats better *starts smoking cigar* |
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*Pulls out a 20 cm long Cuban*
That's not a cigar....THIS is a cigar!
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20cm cuban?....oh...cuban CIGAR...
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*coughcough*
remember kiddies *breaks into song* it dont mean a thing, if you aint got that swing, do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap do-whap whap
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*does a dance while smoking cigar*
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Smoking harms your Spambaby (TM). I'm appauled Explosive and the rest of ya
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spambaby(tm) isnt here. this is more like a cigar-room
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i'm with sammo on this one...THINK OF THE SPAMBABY(TM)!!!!11
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You know Sink, the image for your sig there...it almost looks like the turret of the tank has two eyes, and the turret is a nose...dunno where the mouth is though.
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Good work on the job. Now for the haircut....
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Oooo - hurray! I'm in Paragoon's sig thingy under the weird muppet!
There's MY claim to fame! |
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That's damn right. I have no idea what my Muppet is either...I *think* it's Bert with one eye.
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thanks a lot goon... now whenever i look at sinkys sig im gonna see that face
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But it's a friendly face dude...not toally unlike that of the Two-Toed Sloth. Man, those things could yawn and look adorable.
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but a tank is kind of cool and beefish, a stupid face isnt
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Unless said stupid face belonged to a cow.
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well, thats true. or a llama
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Eggzachary
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