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View Poll Results: what should lego do now that hes 18? | |||
join a wandering band of circus midgets and tour the country performing mime and puppet shows whereever they darest stop.... until one day. when asked to join the columbiant record club , legolas, unprepared for such a commitment, leaves the troupe and decides to take up dentistry instead, and from thre leads a long and sad and mournful life, cruely defiling small childrens precious teeeth with his EVIL DRILL that gooes NNNNEEERRR!!! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHH!... the end. | 2 | 22.22% | |
joins some swedish mountaineers on their neverending quest to find the perfect mountain goat... for well you know *ER ER!(thrusting motion), well anyways on this adventure they encounter a large furry mongoose whos eyes were glazed over like a tortoise in a birthday cake.. who told him that hes a very anughty boy and should go home, so he did.... the end. | 0 | 0% | |
would drink until one night at the mean fiddler legolas is approached by this beautiful, stunningly gorgeous... incan cheiftain. legolas was entranced by him, and followed him home to... incaville, where he met all of his incan children and manslaves. and he became a manslave to this chefitain, and he fed his pigs, and performed other such rituals, that all manslaves do, longing for nothing more than to stroke that cheiftains... feathery hat, yes... the end. | 1 | 11.11% | |
pour caramel sauce all over himself, stand in the middle of a weightwatchers convention and yell EAT ME EAT ME!. to which he will be approached by aliens, tall skinny ones, with 5 eyes, 3 nostrils and only one freaking leg. I mean what kind of sick alien has only 1 leg! anyways they come and decide that all people are made of caramel and so they invade earth because they like caramel, and its all your freaking fault you caramel wearing poopyhead!... the end. | 6 | 66.67% | |
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now that legolas is 18 he should...
choose your own adventure
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