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View Poll Results: what is legolas most adorning feature? | |||
his ear; pointy and shiny they are waxed and polished, but helgi, one of legolas's nymph maids, with a whole bunch of q-tips every morning... legolas loves the sensation of burying the q-tip deep in his ear, and twisting, so forcefully- so gracefully - so like you do that makes that great sensation of havign something in your ear run to your head.... | 4 | 57.14% | |
his nipple hair - groomed every morning, legolas enjoys puting his nipple hair in plaits, or using gel to spike it into fashionable designs. | 2 | 28.57% | |
his toenail fungi - grown from real puss, legos toenail fungi has become a living organism on his body, in many varied shades of orange to brown, they come fully equiped with a dirch smell, which really reminds you of why people have showers.... | 0 | 0% | |
the mole on his left buttock - not to be confused with the black one on his right buttock, his left mole has a large single strand of hair growing out of it, and despite legos waxing's, it grows back almost instantly. he often dresse it up and takes it to parties, to formal occasions, and to work - but will rarely give it room to speak in public. | 1 | 14.29% | |
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legolas most adorning feature is:
answer the damn poll
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