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Sweet fancy Moses, wtf??
I got this in an email today. Might be a good addition to DC:
MENTAL NOTE: NEVER GO TO IRAQ > > > > They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal, so only come out at > > night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected > > with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are > > bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or > > arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. > > > > If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a > > shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It > > will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is > > chasing you. > > > > PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. > > These Spiders are found daily in IRAQ by troops. > > > > Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!! > > > > > > I have checked with an ex-serviceman who's been over there > > &.......YES, they are for real ........................AAARRGGGHHHHHHH > > ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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